Sighinide

I guess I could just follow this line of thinking into just… IDK, some kind of pointless space out in the middle of nowhere (if we’re not already there), but, IDK, I’m bored and it’s the middle of summer and I’m feeling lazy so… lol.

A few random thoughts on those grisly Cady posts… IDK why she triggers me. I think it’s because she’s not “there”. So, she’s free to analyze freely. I don’t have to be nice, and hold back. And also, I think it’s because she was mentally linked to yours truly at such a young age.

What I think is that if my brainstorm is in fact correct, and what we’re seeing here is pirate scripted MKULTRA style programming coming from her career, what we’re seeing is my own thoughts, re-packaged and stylized and sent back to me (and to others). What I think I see / hear here are some of my own happiest experiences and thoughts from my own childhood being recited back to me by a cute chick with a nice voice.

After thinking about it the other day, the feeling that I get listening to her music is identical to that which I felt when I was a kid relaxing on the shores of the Mississippi river, watching the gulls, listening to the boats and collecting sparkly seashells on the beach. So *that* is why it appeals to me.

What it kinda seems as though happened is that some people took those experiences and feelings, my experiences with the Monkey Island series of PC games, and my experiences riding the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney World, put them all in a blender and came up with… all of this stuff that I’m talking about here, whatever this stuff even is.

Regarding the ride… I cannot believe I didn’t see the connection earlier, but it’s as obvious as anything else. Song titles like One World? And the YT channel… the “Cooking” series is probably a callback to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Geddit? With the food. Jeezus.

I could on, and on, and on, but there’s no reason. The music videos, the references to me watching Peter Pan in Iowa, etc. At a certain point the evidence piles up enough.

Well, there you go.

Is this… useful info? IDK. But, it’s info. lol. Better than doing nothing, I guess. lol.

Other things to consider: I think I mae (sic) have finally discovered the reason the Maranos are plastered everywhere all over Disney+. I *think*, and this is just a hunch… I *think*… that Laura, Vanessa and Ellen are related to Mae Questel, infamous voice of Betty Boop, Olive Oil, and… Minnie Mouse.

This is just a guesstimate, based on a huge, huge pile of circumstantial evidence.

Well… IDK. Stuff to mull over this summer, when I’m not doing anything else I guess.

Ok, so just NOW do I realize that the Dorsey sisters are almost undoubtably descended somehow from Tommy Dorsey.

Literally.

Fucking Troutbuckets!

Just… now, after fifteen fucking years, do I realize this!

Jesus Christ, I must be the thickest man on Earth, I swear to God.

I mean, the family resemblance is so… blatantly obvious.

Ah, the things you miss.

And, I suppose, this would mean they are also related to Jimmy as well. Kerris and Justine, Tommy and Jimmy. Hmmn. Wow, well, what do you know!

That… is well and truly amazing.

What other hidden treasures lie in my twitter archives?

Next thing you know, you will tell me that Kerris and Justine are related somehow to Jack Dorsey, former Twitter CEO. But… THAT… would be a step too far, I’m sure.

So… nah.

That one, I don’t believe.

I think.

But I’ll be looking into it, to make sure.

Alright, I need to sort through a bit more, here.

First, some small and kinda irrelevant things.

Back to the MKULTRA bit- well, at least now Cady’s appearance (which was never bad, BTW) makes sense. It’s a mixture of Wendy and Peter Pan. And her YT makes sense, too. I never could figure out what she was doing with her “Cooking with Cady” series. Now it makes sense. Cooking = pans. It’s an MKULTRA callback thingy. “Never Land” scripting. Peter “Pans”.

Jeez. This kinda hurts to write this. Honestly, it does.

And, TBH, the fam has always seemed vaguely, kinda… sus. The brother, Cody. Cody, Cady. MKULTRA twinning symbolism. The baby Charly. Good Luck Charley symbolism. The freemasonic symbolism on her album/single covers. Not things that others would have ever noticed, but… Mmmnnn. Well.

IDK.

I hate to think this, but… maybe I got taken for a ride. I mean… maybe I do, in fact, think this, again. LOL.

Well.

I’ve been following social media and the Hollywood scene now on twitter since it’s inception, back when twitter was desktop only. I mean, I was one of Emma Watson’s original Twitter followers, back on her and my original accounts, before the iPhone app. A loooong time ago.

So I’ve seen a lot, done a lot.

And I’ve saved a lot from those early years. Well, not a lot, but a few things enough of it, stuff from very early celeb twitters, and it’s like… I can see it. At least, I can appreciate it, with time. The artifice, and how some people (young girls, especially, and others, like computer geeks, pedos, free speech types, and unique persons of interest like myself) were onboarded to get the twitter project moving.

It’s like… with hindsight, it’s so obvious. And what was also so obvious was the emergence of a so-called “alt-right” on twitter that in practice and presence is just a dumb, shallow, obnoxious version of older conservativism. It was all planned.

What really clinched this opinion for me was the discovery that the word “Tweet” was apparently insider jargon that has been in use by celebrities for generations, dating back to the golden era of Hollywood if not before.

Seriously. I could not / did not want to believe this when I first discovered this but… there it was. For the record, the celeb that mentioned the word “Tweet” was Bob Hope, and the way he used tweeting gave me the world’s biggest double take and sense of Déjà vu rolled into one.

If you’re interested in being horribly, horribly depressed, read on:

Alright, you see that bit in the lower right corner there? Tweet Tweet Tweet?

And, anonymous reader, check out the two paragraphs above.

“We hadn’t been at our hotel more than a couple of hours when our telephone started ringing. It was like being in Hollywood. I hadn’t left home. And it’s not only in England. Every place I went I met people from show business either entertaining or fighting.

I understand that from a journalistic standpoint one of the grimmest features of this war is the possibility that H. V. Kaltenborn will be scooped by Louella Parsons.”

TWEET TWEET TWEET.

… Wut?

Ok, Jeesus H. fucking Christ on a stick.

This book was published in 1944. For those of us who are fans of predictive programming, is Bob Hope there predicting the rise of Goddamn TWITTER? In 1944? People, for much of the United States 1944 was before the age of the fucking LANDLINE.

The thing is, is that there is no end to this stuff, obviously. I could go on and on and on, for ever and ever, and not catch a glimpse of the full truth here. It’s kinda depressing honestly. At first I was like… hey Cady Groves, how easy, right? But nahhh, lol. Holy fuckballs, nope, lel. I just got caught (heh) in a net, even with her.

Honestly, tho. Even with the C and D listers. You know, right? Like the Audreys and Kiras. You know the type. It’s like… yeah there’s no way, is there? It’s because they’re all connected. There’s no real separation between them, like there is with us “normal” people. And… even with them, I keep learning new stuff. It’s pretty cool actually. It’s like, they study me, and I study them in turn. Kinda neat.

Uh, where was I going with this?

IDK, but I’m kinda hungry TBH, so…

Yeah.

Oh yeah wait!

The thing is… if this stuff is being planned out a hundred years in advance, we’re alllllll kinda… I don’t know.

*Grumble*

I guess I should just kinda… explain myself, here.

This basically has to do with my finally understanding why Cady was so significant and such in my past (yes, seriously, it’s taken me this long). Basically, it’s had to do with my tinkering around under the hood, so to speak, in the Disney+ archives and finding a show there called Jake and the Never Land Pirates.

The titular Jake there is of course a stand in for myself, but more interestingly, I was able to determine that Cady Groves had a secret behind-the-scenes part to play in it’s production. Suddenly, her professional friendship with Debby Ryan makes more sense to me, as does her relationships with Disney girls of that era, as well as Debby’s reason for wanting to introduce Cady to me.

As does Cady’s career and motifs, like all of her pirate symbolisms. Life of a Pirate, anyone? From her debut album to her posthumous releases like Kitchen Island, pirate symbolisms everywhere.

It’s like… finally, I get it, now. I thought it was just… IDK, a cool “thing”. I mean, who doesn’t like pirates? But now, yeah, I get it. Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Jake and Cady Groves.

Funnily enough, in light of this new info I scrolled through Cady’s insta archive for the umpteenth time, hunting for hints. Found a bunch of course, but I found something else, too, an ad for an old youtube comedy skit she did where she played a valley girl channeling a drunken sailor. It’s been deleted from YT but I saved a copy, somewhere. I’ll need to find it someday.

On her twitter she boasted at the time of it being her “acting debut”. Well… I wonder. Jake and the Never Land Pirates debuted in what, 2011? Life of a Pirate and its associated music videos came out in… 2010?

And, as I’ve said before on this blog, who TF knows what else Cady is doing / has done in the past.

And OFC, this veers us once again into the omnipresent you-know-what-territory, about the less said, the better, most likely, in spite of what I *think* is the likely reality.

Really, though. Is it not impossible to believe that Cady Groves is a victim, as I am, of MKULTRA or Project Bluebird type mind control programming, but that unlike me, her scripts somehow revolve around pirates?

I mean… just think of how easy it would be to program a kid with pirate programming. Just take the infamous Tinker Bell programming script and flip it on it’s head, and… Voilà!

Yikes!

Rather scary when I think about it, actually.

You know… so I won’t, then. Not now.

It’s late.

Maybe some other day, then.

Or maybe never.

On an unrelated note, is anyone else amazed at my ability to hold a grudge, or is that just me?

Ohhhhhhh. yeahhhhhhh. basic.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

basic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo……

Geez.

Ok, soooooo… maybe I AM dumb, then. IDK. I mean… how many years, and NOW I figure this stuff out, finally (I think? I hope?)?

Ok, I get it. I get it. Yup. Yuuuuuup. Yup. Yup yup.

Oh, but I DO understand, tho. Did you REALLY think I wouldn’t get it?

I mean, probably, but… see, I’m smarter than you suppose, really. Mmmmm hmmmn.

So THERE, Cady.

I mean, it’s not like she did anything WRONG, but… the Eyes. Are. Watching.

Yup.

To continue with my previous thoughts, a few more random things.

First, back to the you-know whos.

Yes I know I tend to get a little obsessive, but I need to close this out, for now.

Obviously, it isn’t a coincidence that Zoey Deutsch guest-starred in such a spectacular fashion in an episode of Vanessa’s Switched at Birth. I remember the controversy well, since it seemed so… well timed, and orchestrated, to… maximize it’s appeal to a certain demographic.

It’s an example, I guess, of the overarching theme here.

I’m basically a, um, *ahem* lab rat, right? Or at least, that’s what I was supposed to be?

Isn’t that the point all of this stuff?

The Disney+ platform, I mean. All of the stuff on it, or at least, most of it. It’s a giant fucking maze, put in front of me, with the promise of cheese at the end of it.

Yes, a Lab Rat. You know, like the show (and my longtime girlfriend, Kelli Berglund) repeatedly tells me I am. I noticed that reference in Liv and Maddie, too.

Yeah, the lab rats aren’t the kids, it’s the audience. Seriously. And me in particular. Literally, the whole show is fucking designed from the ground up to get me to watch it so that people can fucking study me, I swear to fucking God.

Seriously!

But, onto other stuff, and back to the Maranos. I finally figured out who Elsa is supposed to be. Elsa is, of course, the Snow Queen.

I mean, duh.

But, then, who is the Snow Queen?

Laura Marano, of course!

Laura literally played the part of an actor playing Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen in her Christmas movie, A Cinderella Story: A Christmas Wish. In other words, she was pretending to be Elsa in a live action movie and nobody fucking noticed.

Perhaps nobody finds this interesting, but I do. A Disney Princess playing “Elsa” in a different movie, from a different studio? I find this very interesting, myself.

And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Snow Queen of Atlantis, Bridgit Mendler.

And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Song Queen of Tundrabania, Dove Cameron.

And… does nobody know what “Let it Go” actually means? Like, means means? I don’t think people do! I do, though, but I’m not telling, since… I won’t.

I can’t.

I just… can’t do it, which might be what I was looking for, I don’t know. That personal connection, maybe? I don’t know.

But some secrets not even I can reveal, since too… sensitive. Too important.

I guess the problem is that I found the “cheese” that Liv and Maddie keeps taunting the audience with. Well… keep taunting my audience with, lol. My demo, you know the one. Middle aged white guy, whatever.

But the thing is, “Elsa” is all of the Disney girls of a particular generation, rolled into one singular entity. It’s an aggregate of Kelli, Dove, Demi, Miley, Bridgit, Debby, Laura, Vanessa, Anna, Olivia, Selena, Audrey, Kerris, Kira and everyone elsa (sic) combined into one.

Needless to say, I have learned a huge, huge amount of things from these girls. They’ve taught me so much about so many things and I’ll always be grateful to them for teaching me what they have. They’ve made me a new man in many ways.

Well… having learned so much, tho, I have also learned the importance of silence on certain things, at least for the time being. Some secrets are best left secrets, perhaps at least for now.

Having cracked the code, and having an understanding of everything is indeed pretty awesome yes, but unfortunately I’m still as of yet kinda… stuck, lol, IRL. I guess I’ll need to work on that.

It’s been an adventure, tho, that’s for sure.

*Ahem*. Well, I need to start blogging again, and this seems like as good as any place to start, soooooo…

Well………..

Wow.

*Ahem*.

Well, I re-watched this moofie two days ago, and Goddamn.

GODDAMN.

Well, re-reading my first post on this flick, I said that this moofie would require multiple viewings and I was for sure correct. I also noted correctly the references to Zoey Duetch. What I did not notice were the references to Zooey Deschanel, but that’s kinda another story, I guess.

I was right in watching this flick before the release of Laura’s debut album, since the two are fundamentally and bafflingly, if not shockingly, connected. Also interesting are the many many references to the series Star Vs. the Forces of Evil that are liberally layered throughout the flick.

Seriously, tho. Is there anything on Disney+ that doesn’t have references to the Maranos in it?

And am I correct in thinking that “Zoë” here in Saving Zoë is a reference to the actress Zooey in Franny and Zooey from J.D. Salinger? I May be an Actress, but I Can’t Fake How I Feel? No kidding, Laura. You don’t say!

I think I get it, now. I mean… I think so. It’s like… it’s still hazy, but the pieces are coming together.

It’s like… I didn’t get it, at first. Laura’s album, I mean. I listened to it, and I liked it, but something escaped me. I didn’t understand it on some level until I realized what it was that I May be an Actress, but I Can’t Fake How I Feel actually is. I think… it’s an instruction manual.

And if it is, this would prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was right 100% about the Marano family and their place in the Hollywood machine.

The Maranos are, um, Marranos, lol. A kind of hidden nobility. They are people who pretend to be basic and powerless (queue up Laura’s song) but they’re anything but. They’re a “power behind the throne” type of family.

This concept brings to mind to me the legends of kids and destinies being, *ahem*, Switched at Birth.

Verrrrry interesting stuff, for sure.

Ohhhhhh I get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BASIC!!!!!

Of course!!!!!!

Kim Possible– the theme song! And in the first line, no less!

“I’m you’re basic average girl / And I’m here to save the world / You can’t stop me ’cause I’m Kim Possible”

Basic! I get it!

Goddamn!!!

“It took me a long time but I took a closer look and confirmed yes you are basic” with the magnifying glass and… YES THAT’S IT!

Holy fuckballs!

I’m literally living in the middle of a real life Kim Possible episode. Holy moly! Or- maybe, that’s just what my life is. Stunning.

Gob-smackingly so, really.

Alright, oh man, one more of these, lmao.

lolllllllll.

Very funny. Very very funny, Cady. Took me ten whole years to get the joke but yes, I see it.

*drrrrrrrrrrrrr*

And yes, I am indeed very, very… basic. *sigh*. At least, compared to others, I guess.

*sigh*

I get it.

Sorry?

At least she didn’t call me dumb.

Kind of deflating, tho, isn’t it?

Just to make sure- she wasn’t just… making fun of me, right? Because that would be horrible.

Yesterday, I was scrolling through my Cady insta archive and BAM, it hit me, like some kind of freight train, out of nowhere. You know that episode of Kim Possible that references Cady? Well… Cady herself references that same episode, over and over again, throughout her own Instagram feed!

I was floored by this, utterly floored, and then even more so when I found a picture particularly reminiscent of the Cady scene itself. In the Insta post Cady is seen with a magnifying glass (classic spy equipment) staring directly at the camera (i.e. the viewer, well- me, in particular, I will get to that in a moment) with the caption “It took me a long time but I took a closer look and confirmed yes you are basic” which… meant nothing to me at the time, but now…

Jeebus, it’s so creepy, lol. It’s kinda like she knew.

This was followed three days later with a post in which Cady is holding luggage with the caption of “Help”. In the KP episode, the Cady reference is a weirdly tragic goodbye in an airport.

But I swear to God there must be dozens of references to the particular episode of KP all over her Instagram. And maybe… nah. That would be a bridge too far, even for me. Right? Right.

Jeezus, what the fuck?

Sorry, but this stuff continually blows my mind.

But I mean… alright, so what have we learned, here, from all of this?

I think the whole thing was a setup, obvs. IDK how it was done, mostly, but… yeah. It’s pretty obvious that “Cady Groves” was set up many years ago to do a few things in a certain order, with those things being these things, which actually did not happen as planned:

1. Get my interest
2. Get me to listen to her music
3. Get me to crush on her
4. Get her and her “fiance” together, who was supposed to be “the love of her life”
5. Kill Cady at a time in which things were going badly for me
6. Compound my woes by making me sad that things didn’t turn out well for her

LEL. Seriously, I think that might have been the plan, looking back on it, and judging stuff by this KP episode. I mean… IDK 100% of course, I’m defo filling in the blanks here, but you get the idea. Plans change.

I think the change that had to be made was that Cady couldn’t stand the “real-life” “BF/fiance” whatever-the-fuck they tried to force her to be with and she stood her ground and made a play to just be with me, solely. Seriously- that loser just doesn’t begin to compare.

So once she saw that that worthless idiot was going to get in the way of being with the man she genuinely, truly loved, she changed the gameplan and pushed that guy out the window at the first chance she got.

Interestingly, that was the… feeling I got at the time, myself. I didn’t have any facts or evidence to back it up, but it was a hint, being whispered to me by some spirit in the aether (or perhaps by Cady herself), that that’s how it was.

Hmmmmn.

And… she tried, I know she did, but maybe some things just can’t be changed, tragically.

IDK.

Well… I keep… learning stuff.

Man, whoever thought I’d be resurrecting this series?

You know- there’s more there, isn’t there? In Cady’s instagram. I know there is. Hidden stuff, probably a lot of it, probably a ton of stuff, probably aimed at yours truly, all of it. I suppose her Oct 2014 admonition to “Seek Truth” is a clue, here. lol.

But Cady aside somewhat, her death was supposed to elicit a change within myself- an aspiration to greater heights and a desire to fulfill my destiny. This is referenced directly within the episode- “Change” in Ron Stoppable is mentioned directly, specifically, in reference to the Cady character tragically leaving the stage.

I guess it worked, didn’t it? It’s probably taking longer than anyone planned it to- real life tends to be that way, as opposed to pretend celebrity life- but I guess it worked.

Kinda sucks tho, doesn’t it?

You guys are real assholes, truly. Grade A, major league, colossal assholes of galactic if not universal proportions.

Well, at least now I understand those Debby pictures lol.

*sigh*

Basic… basic…

WTF did she even mean, exactly? She didn’t really think I was dumb, right? I mean, innocent, sure. That’s obvious. Naive? Okay, fine. On occasion. But…

Basic?

Dammit, lol.