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Sophie Turner

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

needs to understand something to understand me and what this is.

I work on a different time table than most. I think in terms of decades and generations, not years.

Have more patience, Sophie.

Kylie Jenner, Part II

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

Ok, I need to explain the *Whew*.

Truthfully, I had moments of doubt with Kylie. I don’t have them often when I mold celebs, but I definitely did have them with her. I don’t want people to think I was 100% sure of Kylie, because I wasn’t. It was more like 75%. Or, actually, like 50% sure, or less, at times.

Sometimes I had visions of Kylie going off the rails because 1) she’s super sheltered in many ways (like all the Kardashians, so that isn’t really her fault), 2) she’s a Kardashian, and maybe they don’t have good role models near them besides me (I’ve never seen their show), 3) Hollywood types, especially young and pop culture oriented ones, and then most especially those of that type raised in the bubble, and then most especially those of that type who hang out with uneducated, ignent (sic.) rappers, are surrounded by awful hanger-on types who might be extremely bad for them (like lure them into drugs, etc.), and 4) Kylie herself seems to have little education outside of what is offered by the pop culture bubble (I say seems, because I don’t know for sure, but she is a Kardashian, and they’re not known for being geniuses (to be very polite), sooooo…).

So I had visions. And sometimes, not good ones.

Yes, with her, I had moments of doubt. As in, could even I do this? Could I make something of Kylie?

I guess so.

*Whew*.

Kylie Jenner

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

is another success, albeit one that almost didn’t happen.

I guess that I did it right w/ Kylie. In other words, I was right to stay away from her.

Though maybe I shouldn’ve lied to her when I talked to her last.

See, here’s the truth. I didn’t say this at the time to Kylie, because I wanted to talk about gossip, but… for the longest time, I intentionally kept Kylie on a very, very, very long leash. I did stuff occasionally w/ Kendall, mostly do boost her “supermodel” standing, and because she was sometimes involved with Taylor gossip, but almost never w/ Kylie.

And no, Kylie, it wasn’t because I thought Tyga was a loser and a D-Bag. Even though he so clearly is.

Truthfully, I just wanted to see what would happen if I stayed away, and I had a hunch that Kylie needed space from my and her older sister’s influence to grow from an awkward teen into… something else, although I wasn’t sure of what. It was just a feeling.

So, I think I was right. She’s her own person now. She’s out of her sister’s shadow, which I think wouldn’t’ve happened had I kept the two smooshed together like I was doing in the beginning. My influence can be very, very powerful. I was right to separate and compartmentalize them. Had I not done so, Kylie might have become a sad Kendall wannabe, instead of what she is now. So… I think I did it correctly with her- ironically, by doing very little.

It worked, I guess. Somehow. OK.

Good.

I guess.

*Whew*.

Taylor Swift

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

has been completely subjugated. Crushed, rebuilt wonderfully, and reformed into something… better. Something smarter and more capable. Something more talented and beautiful. I’ve done well with her.

Good job, Tom.

Emma Watson

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

My “Emma Watson” project is fascinating, since she’s the one I’ve spent the most time on. As always, I watch her with interest. Will the other girls end up similar to her, or is she a special case?

Time will tell.

Lily Collins

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

is getting there. Another 2 years should do it.

Karlie Kloss

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

I still haven’t decided if I should reform her.

I don’t know. She’s almost too willing. LOL. It’s usually more impactful if they’re a bit reluctant at first, you know, like Taylor. And Emily Stone and Emma Watson. It seems to mean something more if I have to break through barriers to capture them.

Hm. We’ll see. I think I’ll just continue to have fun with her, and then put her on the back burner to let her marinate for a bit. Just to see what happens.

Maisie Williams

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

is up next. I’ve figured out her angle. It took a few years, but I got it.

I need to move her firmly into the next stage *before* I begin real work on Sophie Turner. Only before. Not concurrently, and not afterwards. It must be done before.

Only then can I truly get both.

Yup.

I got it!

Maisie is the key. Sophie is more famous, with a bigger fanbase and a bigger career (she’s starring in the new X-men, for Chrissake) but… Maisie is the key.

I will leave the reason for why this is so as an exercise for the reader.

Kira Kosarin

Wednesday, June 1st, 2016

has finally moved beyond the “shocked” stage. You know, that phase where the celeb spams selfies that show a glazed, confused, detached look in her eyes. You know the kind I mean. Kira posted a lot of those back in the day, especially after I tweeted something.

So Kira’s moved beyond that. She’s having fun now. Her bikini pics over the weekend were carefree and just the addition I was looking for.

Goooooood. Gooooood. *Rubs hands and smiles evilly*.

So- we’re getting there, then. Not too much longer.

I will admit that getting to this point with her took a bit longer than I expected. Her natural spunkiness did slow my influence a bit, I think.

Kira’s next level might just be the Emma Stone-Watson-Roberts/Taylor Swift-Momsen/Jennifer Lawrence/Kristen Stewart/Bella Thorne/Elle Fanning level of alteration- the level of complete detachment, entracement, reformation and psychic reconstruction. You know, the point in which the girl’s brain and chakra system is altered, upgraded and enhanced in a physical and permanent way. The point where the girl gets a permanent +15 IQ points- …with a few attendant consequences, of course.

Kira knows that my way is important, and might just be the best way, but she hasn’t, yet, understood that my way is actually the only way. Yet. But she’s getting there.

Much of this depends on how much Kira wants professional success in the entertainment industry.

Give it a few years. Let’s see what she does.

Taylor Swift

Monday, May 2nd, 2016

is playing Dazzler? Seriously? For real? Wow.

Ok. Wow. Why is it that ALL of my fantasies are coming true?

Hahahahahaha!

………..

No, but seriously, why?