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Job of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Database Programming. Cuz it pays the bills and there ain’t no party like an IT party!

War of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

I saw an update today in the local news about the local “African-American” cannibal zombie face eater.

A couple of weeks ago, a black woman was arrested for (what else?) attacking random white people. This particular incident happened down the street from me. She went on a crazy, incomprehensible spree where she tried to run over white people in her car, and when that failed, she got out and started punching people. When that failed she of course went even crazier and started biting their faces. Of course.

God, can the war officially start now? Please? I’m getting sick of this!

Song of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Oxylice – Haunted

AND

The Never Ending – Mulholland Drive

Girl of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Ummmm… Cady Groves I guess.

YouTube of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

No no wait. THIS video-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nJ4Voyrk9U

OMGLOLWTF ROTFLMAO

YouTube of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Drinking out of Cups.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5o_r4Lyc0&feature=kp

Seahorse sea hell!!!!
Not my chair not my problem.

Food of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Angel food cake.

Idea of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

We should respect each other’s boundaries in person. Fantasy is one thing, real life is another.

I’ve long believed that Hollywood’s anti-bullying stance is motivated at least in part by the bullying that some of them receive from the paparazzi. Paps do things that are very similar, if not identical, to the bullying tactics used by middle schoolers during recess.

We should respect boundaries.

Someone who used to work in my building apparently knew of my “alter-ego” as a vampire, because he thought it was funny to repeat to me some of the sexual stuff I do (you know, what I say and think during sex, etc.) as kind of as a joke. I thought it was extremely rude, but I didn’t say anything because he only did it a few times, and even then, it was only during short elevator rides when I was alone with him. But it shouldn’t have happened, I think.

Boundaries are important. So let’s all respect each other’s space in person, except in emergencies (like the one we’re in now economically… rules must go out the window in extreme circumstances).

Rant of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

OK, so will the Mexican ladies in my workplace’s cafeteria PLEASE stop sexually harassing me? Please? Please? Pretty please? Sorry but those comments make me VERY uncomfortable!

I KNOW what you’re saying!!!! People, I took 4 years of Spanish in high school and 3 years of it in college.

OK; we both know that I’m not going to complain. I’ll act like I’m dumb and don’t know what you’re saying to me but of course I do and it ALWAYS makes me feel cheap and slutty.

Just please STOP. IT!!!!!!

/Rant

Laugh of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2014

Those “Obama Exercises” threads on Zerohedge- . My God, those are the funniest things I have EVER read. Holy balls; I couldn’t contain myself reading those! Pure hilarity!!!!!