{"id":5,"date":"2011-11-15T04:00:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T04:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?page_id=5"},"modified":"2012-07-15T13:52:15","modified_gmt":"2012-07-15T13:52:15","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?page_id=5","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, this is Sighinide, a telepathic wizard who fucks celebrities with his mind for fun and excitement.\u00a0 I mean this seriously- you can use a person&#8217;s pictures to get a hold of their energy and their physical bodies, and then astrally project yourself on top of them, to feel their bodies and fuck them.  I can do this while jerking off.  I don&#8217;t care.\u00a0 If you are a human, and not a bot, congratulations, this blog should be interesting to you, since you are about to read about the sex life of the most powerful, important, and interesting man on Earth.\u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>As said, I fuck celebrities.  I have sex with hundreds of them.  I&#8217;m married to them.  I&#8217;m married to hundreds of millionaires.  I am the most powerful man on Earth without question.  I control all of the media and pop culture from my bedroom.  <\/p>\n<p>It is risky for everyone for me to post on the web, but I need an outlet.\u00a0 Sorry everyone.<\/p>\n<p>I hope that Taylor Swift marries me.\u00a0 I love her.  <--  Nah, fuck Taylor Swift.  She's just another one of my bitches.  I'll fuck her until I get bored of her.  That cunt.\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi, this is Sighinide, a telepathic wizard who fucks celebrities with his mind for fun and excitement.\u00a0 I mean this seriously- you can use a person&#8217;s pictures to get a hold of their energy and their physical bodies, and then astrally project yourself on top of them, to feel their bodies and fuck them. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":61,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5\/revisions\/61"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}