The Problem, Part I: Thirs-Tay<\/p>\n
It isn\u2019t my fault. I know I know I know I know, but it isn\u2019t my fault. You have to know what\u2019s going on. See, I was going to go back to certain people over the holidays (i.e. Jackie Evancho and others) but SOMEONE kept needing attention. There seems to be a certain person out there who just WON\u2019T STOP SENDING ME VIBES and such. <\/p>\n
See, I\u2019m a sensitive soul. I pick up on vibes, and I get a lot of vibes from\u2026 you know. That girl who needs ALL THE ATTENTION.<\/p>\n
You know- that girl who invites something like 50 famous people over to her birthday party and then acts surprised in her Instagram pics when she stands next to a celebrity. That girl who clogs up her twitter with her own good press. That girl who brags about sending out a $25 care package when she has $250 million in the bank. <\/p>\n
See, I was all set in, like, re-connecting with Jackie when all of that mess happened. I mean, I was going to listen to her Christmas album and really get to know her and then now I CAN\u2019T because it\u2019s no longer Christmas. Maybe when I get over my upsetness I\u2019ll listen to her other stuff or whatever.<\/p>\n
Whatever.<\/p>\n
The Problem, Part II: The Swifts<\/p>\n
What we have here is a failure to communicate. <\/p>\n
I have a feeling that Mom and Dad coddled their perfect precious pretty pink princess just a bit too much. I mean, I can just totally just see it. What Tay Tay wanted, Tay Tay got. <\/p>\n
So naturally, I HAVE to, you know, pick up the slack and open Taylor\u2019s eyes to the ways of the world. I mean, SOMEONE has too.<\/p>\n
Whatever.<\/p>\n
The Problem, Part III: Everybody Else<\/p>\n
Selena Gomez: The problem.<\/p>\n
Lorde: The problem.<\/p>\n
Cara the Cokemonster: The problem.<\/p>\n
Dianna Agron: The problem. I don\u2019t care is she\u2019s on the outs or whatever. She didn\u2019t fix things when she wasn\u2019t so there you go.<\/p>\n
Abigail Anders or whatever that was in Taylor\u2019s 4th grade Social Studies class or whatever: The problem.<\/p>\n
See, most people have friends. Swifty has enablers. See, a normal woman wouldn\u2019t want a husband that literally couldn\u2019t talk to her, ever. But Swifty does for some reason, and she isn\u2019t being talked out of this bizarre and extremely unnatural desire of hers by people who should know better.<\/p>\n
See, the reasonable thing for Taylor to do is talk to her S.O. That would be normal and appropriate human behavior. But normal and appropriate don\u2019t even play supporting parts in the chaotic drama that is Taylor\u2019s daily existence.<\/p>\n
UGH.<\/p>\n
Whatever. <\/p>\n
P.S.- Please note that I did not include Emma Stone in the list of problematic people. That is because she is on every objective level better than Taylor. Emma isn\u2019t Taylor\u2019s problem. It\u2019s the other way around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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