{"id":1789,"date":"2015-11-06T00:46:25","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T05:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2015-11-06T00:46:25","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T05:46:25","slug":"dianna-agron-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1789","title":{"rendered":"Dianna Agron"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is fucking <i>hot<\/i>.  I mean, she just is.  How hot is she?  Well, I won&#8217;t say, except that she has the same first name as a very close relative of mine (I mean, it&#8217;s even spelled exactly the same), and I don&#8217;t mind.  I mean, <i>that&#8217;s<\/i> how hot she is.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s a thing, though.<\/p>\n<p>Hollywood and I need to come to some sort of agreement regarding hot pictures and sex scenes that I might be interested in.  <\/p>\n<p>I think that these should be released when it&#8217;s opportune for me to look at them.  I mean, Dianna&#8217;s scenes in <i>Bare<\/i> were released the day before a Holiday.  I mean, that&#8217;s nice and all, but that means I can&#8217;t really look at them the next day, because I&#8217;ll be spending it with my family, and I don&#8217;t want to be thinking about those scenes while I&#8217;m doing so.<\/p>\n<p>Dianna has <i>always<\/i> been kind of a problem in this regard.  I mean, I&#8217;ll never forget the day that she put the censored topless pic of herself on her twitter.  That was a good day.  Unfortunately, though, I saw the pic right after I got home, which means that I didn&#8217;t have time to actually use it until after supper, and, wouldn&#8217;t you know it, that was the day that my parents chose to have a long, in-depth discussion of the family finances with me right after dinner.  So the <i>whole time<\/i> I was sitting there and absorbing all of this financial info, I had Dianna&#8217;s pic in the back of my mind, and it was taunting me.  I swear to God, it was actually <i>taunting me<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>And she&#8217;s done similar things on other occasions, too.  And, to be frank, I&#8217;d rather not even say about those.<\/p>\n<p>So\u2026 we need to come to some sort of agreement, here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is fucking hot. I mean, she just is. How hot is she? Well, I won&#8217;t say, except that she has the same first name as a very close relative of mine (I mean, it&#8217;s even spelled exactly the same), and I don&#8217;t mind. I mean, that&#8217;s how hot she is. But there&#8217;s a thing, though. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1793,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions\/1793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}