{"id":1794,"date":"2015-11-06T00:51:36","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T05:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1794"},"modified":"2015-11-06T00:51:36","modified_gmt":"2015-11-06T05:51:36","slug":"emily-jean-stone-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1794","title":{"rendered":"Emily Jean Stone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon?<\/p>\n<p>Dragon.  <\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Dragon.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, NO.<\/p>\n<p>People, this isn\u2019t how it works.<\/p>\n<p>See, I call myself a vampire because I actually AM a vampire.  I mean, I can\u2019t, you know, turn myself into a bat or anything, and I don\u2019t suck peoples\u2019 blood, but I can do essentially everything else.  So it kinda fits.<\/p>\n<p>But that whole \u201cdragon\u201d thing just isn\u2019t going to work, Emily.  I mean, unless you\u2019re a 100 foot tall lizard with big-ass wings, who spends her time breathing fire on helpless villagers, or, at least, someone with at least 50% of those attributes, you can\u2019t really be called \u201cdragon\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, jeez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dragon? Dragon. \u2026 Dragon. Ok, NO. People, this isn\u2019t how it works. See, I call myself a vampire because I actually AM a vampire. I mean, I can\u2019t, you know, turn myself into a bat or anything, and I don\u2019t suck peoples\u2019 blood, but I can do essentially everything else. So it kinda fits. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1794"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1797,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1794\/revisions\/1797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}