has finally moved beyond the “shocked” stage. You know, that phase where the celeb spams selfies that show a glazed, confused, detached look in her eyes. You know the kind I mean. Kira posted a lot of those back in the day, especially after I tweeted something. <\/p>\n
So Kira’s moved beyond that. She’s having fun now. Her bikini pics over the weekend were carefree and just the addition I was looking for.<\/p>\n
Goooooood. Gooooood. *Rubs hands and smiles evilly*.<\/p>\n
So- we’re getting there, then. Not too much longer. <\/p>\n
I will admit that getting to this point with her took a bit longer than I expected. Her natural spunkiness did slow my influence a bit, I think.<\/p>\n
Kira’s next level might just be the Emma Stone-Watson-Roberts\/Taylor Swift-Momsen\/Jennifer Lawrence\/Kristen Stewart\/Bella Thorne\/Elle Fanning level of alteration- the level of complete detachment, entracement, reformation and psychic reconstruction. You know, the point in which the girl’s brain and chakra system is altered, upgraded and enhanced in a physical and permanent way. The point where the girl gets a permanent +15 IQ points- …with a few attendant consequences, of course.<\/p>\n
Kira knows that my way is important, and might just be the best way, but she hasn’t, yet, understood that my way is actually the only<\/i> way. Yet. But she’s getting there.<\/p>\n
Much of this depends on how much Kira wants professional success in the entertainment industry.<\/p>\n
Give it a few years. Let’s see what she does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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