{"id":2031,"date":"2016-07-23T20:46:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T01:46:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2031"},"modified":"2016-07-23T20:46:03","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T01:46:03","slug":"oops-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2031","title":{"rendered":"Oops, Part IV"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now, wait a second. <\/p>\n

I don’t think so. I mean, what I’m saying here can’t <\/em>be real. It just can’t <\/em>be. And it’s not<\/em>. That isn’t how it works. I mean, that’s how everything else<\/em> works, but not this<\/em>.<\/p>\n

No, this whole line of thinking is ridiculous. I’m not a cokehead. I’ve never even done the stuff. How would I even know what it feels like? This is just me, fantasizing about being in Hollywood again, or something. I don’t know what <\/em> is going on here, quite frankly. But it’s not <\/em>that. That’s just dumb, and can’t possibly be real.<\/p>\n

And if it is, it’s very easily fixable. So, that’s that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Now, wait a second. I don’t think so. I mean, what I’m saying here can’t be real. It just can’t be. And it’s not. That isn’t how it works. I mean, that’s how everything else works, but not this. No, this whole line of thinking is ridiculous. I’m not a cokehead. I’ve never even done […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2031"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2043,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2031\/revisions\/2043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}