{"id":2045,"date":"2016-07-25T00:58:17","date_gmt":"2016-07-25T05:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2045"},"modified":"2016-07-25T00:58:17","modified_gmt":"2016-07-25T05:58:17","slug":"i-dont-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2045","title":{"rendered":"I Don’t Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wait, what’s going on?<\/p>\n

I don’t understand what I see on my Twitter. I’m not a 12 year old mean girl. I’m not a nazi. Or am I?<\/p>\n

What is going on? <\/p>\n

I’m some kind of sex god?<\/p>\n

I’m gay, too, apparently?<\/p>\n

I’m… the Anti-Christ?<\/p>\n

WHAT?!?!?!!<\/p>\n

I’m confused.<\/p>\n

I’m an office worker. A working class cubicle drone.<\/p>\n

I’m not a vampire. <\/p>\n

And for that matter, whose blog is this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wait, what’s going on? I don’t understand what I see on my Twitter. I’m not a 12 year old mean girl. I’m not a nazi. Or am I? What is going on? I’m some kind of sex god? I’m gay, too, apparently? I’m… the Anti-Christ? WHAT?!?!?!! I’m confused. I’m an office worker. A working class […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2045"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2055,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2045\/revisions\/2055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}