{"id":2061,"date":"2016-07-25T23:40:20","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T04:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2061"},"modified":"2016-07-25T23:40:20","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T04:40:20","slug":"i-don%e2%80%99t-understand-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2061","title":{"rendered":"I Don\u2019t Understand, Part IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom the Vampire here.  Relax, everyone.  Including you, Tom.<\/p>\n<p>What I\u2019m doing is augmenting your brain.  I\u2019m building connections and repairing damage.  This work will necessarily bring the two of us into contact with each other.<\/p>\n<p>You KNOW who I am.  Don\u2019t be dumb.  We\u2019re well acquainted with each other, no matter how distasteful you may find me.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ll have to get along, you and I.  And who knows, maybe one day we\u2019ll like each other.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom the Vampire here. Relax, everyone. Including you, Tom. What I\u2019m doing is augmenting your brain. I\u2019m building connections and repairing damage. This work will necessarily bring the two of us into contact with each other. You KNOW who I am. Don\u2019t be dumb. We\u2019re well acquainted with each other, no matter how distasteful you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2061"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2062,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions\/2062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}