{"id":2505,"date":"2017-04-27T14:42:28","date_gmt":"2017-04-27T19:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2017-04-27T14:42:28","modified_gmt":"2017-04-27T19:42:28","slug":"me-stuff-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2505","title":{"rendered":"Me Stuff, Part IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh.  MY GOD.  As if I WON&#8217;T.  I mean, geez.<\/p>\n<p>LOL.<\/p>\n<p>J\/K.  Yes that&#8217;s right, J fucking K.  It&#8217;s a joke, you know?  Remember those?<\/p>\n<p>LOL.  I kid.  You know I love you.  <\/p>\n<p>Oh, poor poor Mr. Conservative.  So dour.  So sad.  So morose.<\/p>\n<p>It must be SUCH a burden to carry the weight of civilization on your poor, stooping shoulders.  There there dear, let me kiss it and make it better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh. MY GOD. As if I WON&#8217;T. I mean, geez. LOL. J\/K. Yes that&#8217;s right, J fucking K. It&#8217;s a joke, you know? Remember those? LOL. I kid. You know I love you. Oh, poor poor Mr. Conservative. So dour. So sad. So morose. It must be SUCH a burden to carry the weight of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2506,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions\/2506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}