{"id":26,"date":"2011-11-24T04:17:56","date_gmt":"2011-11-24T04:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2011-11-24T04:18:38","modified_gmt":"2011-11-24T04:18:38","slug":"i-want-sex-but-im-afraid-it-will-ruin-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"I want real sex, but I&#8217;m afraid it will ruin things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Real sex sucks, I bet, at least in comparison to what I do.\u00a0 Who want to fuck some old, ugly chick, and catch diseases while doing so?\u00a0 And have to risk pregnancy, psycho bitch revenge, weird smells, and other stupidities?\u00a0 Fuck all of that.\u00a0 Magical sex owns all.\u00a0 Sex with any person on Earth, at any time, with no drawbacks at all- ever.\u00a0 It rules.\u00a0 This is one thing in my life that I enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Real sex sucks, I bet, at least in comparison to what I do.\u00a0 Who want to fuck some old, ugly chick, and catch diseases while doing so?\u00a0 And have to risk pregnancy, psycho bitch revenge, weird smells, and other stupidities?\u00a0 Fuck all of that.\u00a0 Magical sex owns all.\u00a0 Sex with any person on Earth, at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/29"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}