{"id":3230,"date":"2020-10-05T22:34:48","date_gmt":"2020-10-06T03:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3230"},"modified":"2020-10-05T22:34:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-06T03:34:48","slug":"brittany-flickinger-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3230","title":{"rendered":"Brittany Flickinger, Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"

I guess I’m looking for a “normal” chick now. Non-celeb, I mean.<\/p>\n

IDK, I mean, there’s always my cousin, I guess. I mean if she hasn’t found anybody yet. Or Brittany maybe. Or Tessa Violet.<\/p>\n

WAIT tho. Tessa is… famous now? That’s what google tells me. One of her new<\/em> vids has like 70 million views! WTF!<\/p>\n

Uh… that’s… good? I mean, 99% of the time, at least. But not now. Maybe she shoulda… waited, or something.<\/p>\n

LOL gawd I’m SUCH an asshole, haha.<\/p>\n

But hmmn… let me think. <\/p>\n

Cady would be sooooo perfect for this. So so perfect that it just hurrrrrts, lol. I don’t know. I need to blog about her again, maybe I’ll do that tonight.<\/p>\n

Hmmn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I guess I’m looking for a “normal” chick now. Non-celeb, I mean. IDK, I mean, there’s always my cousin, I guess. I mean if she hasn’t found anybody yet. Or Brittany maybe. Or Tessa Violet. WAIT tho. Tessa is… famous now? That’s what google tells me. One of her new vids has like 70 million […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3230"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3231,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3230\/revisions\/3231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}