{"id":3232,"date":"2020-10-06T12:07:39","date_gmt":"2020-10-06T17:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3232"},"modified":"2020-10-06T12:07:39","modified_gmt":"2020-10-06T17:07:39","slug":"im-a-walking-disaster-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3232","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Walking Disaster, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>May as well put this one in as a &#8220;Part I&#8221; because it&#8217;s not like there won&#8217;t be more to this series, lol.<\/p>\n<p>So apparently I need genetic testing because of some&#8230; problems I&#8217;ve been having.  And my doctors are so horrified by what they see in me that they want the full raft of possible tests- everything, the most possible testing they can get.  Full spectrum- genes, chromosomes, everything.  Basically, because I have so many weird, undefinable problems.  Or something.  Or maybe they just think like everyone else that I&#8217;m some kind of collasal fuckup and they&#8217;re trying to find out why, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Ugh, whatever.  Life sucks.<\/p>\n<p>I have some time off the end of this week so I&#8217;m going to go ahead and drown myself in narcotics this weekend, because why not.  Because Gawd damn it, I <em>deserve <\/em>it.<\/p>\n<p>There, see?  My life is great, wonderful.  I love it!!!<\/p>\n<p>Thank god things are going so well!!!  Progress is progress as they say.<\/p>\n<p>Right, good.<\/p>\n<p>yay.<\/p>\n<p>ugh.<\/p>\n<p><em>sigh&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May as well put this one in as a &#8220;Part I&#8221; because it&#8217;s not like there won&#8217;t be more to this series, lol. So apparently I need genetic testing because of some&#8230; problems I&#8217;ve been having. And my doctors are so horrified by what they see in me that they want the full raft of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3233,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3232\/revisions\/3233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}