{"id":3287,"date":"2020-10-11T21:55:57","date_gmt":"2020-10-12T02:55:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2020-10-11T21:55:57","modified_gmt":"2020-10-12T02:55:57","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3287","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m not Dysfunctional, Part XIX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously thinking about taking another hit and then turning in early, though jeebus would I pay for that down the line.  I <em>would <\/em>feel better, tho.  At least right <em>now<\/em>.  And I could get some easier sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh ye gods it hurts, lol.  IDK, maybe not.  Maybe I&#8217;ll try fucking a girl or something.  Oh man, this <em>hurts<\/em>, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I think I&#8217;ll yell at Cady for a few minutes, maybe cry a bit afterwords, and then follow that up with some Victoria Justice.  Yup, sounds like a plan.<\/p>\n<p>So glad everything&#8217;s coming together!<\/p>\n<p>Yay!<\/p>\n<p>oof.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously thinking about taking another hit and then turning in early, though jeebus would I pay for that down the line. I would feel better, tho. At least right now. And I could get some easier sleep. Ooh ye gods it hurts, lol. IDK, maybe not. Maybe I&#8217;ll try fucking a girl or something. Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3288,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions\/3288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}