{"id":3309,"date":"2020-10-15T12:48:39","date_gmt":"2020-10-15T17:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3309"},"modified":"2020-10-15T12:48:39","modified_gmt":"2020-10-15T17:48:39","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xxiii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3309","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not Dysfunctional, Part XXIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need it now, though.  I&#8217;m literally shaking as I type this.  <\/p>\n<p>I mean, I NEED IT.  Like BIG TIME.  NEED IT.  NOW!!!!<\/p>\n<p>No wait though- just chill, Tom.  It&#8217;s ok.  Relax, it won&#8217;t be too long.<\/p>\n<p>UGH.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck.<\/p>\n<p>My stomach is in knots, twisting and churning in anticipation.  Oh man, I really need that hit like in the next fifteen minutes.  No five, NO RIGHT FUCKING NOW.<\/p>\n<p>No.  <\/p>\n<p>Be still, bro.  It&#8217;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>Just a couple hours.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll be fine.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhh&#8230; right.  Fine, then.  OK.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever.  I&#8217;ll wait, then.<\/p>\n<p>UGHK.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need it now, though. I&#8217;m literally shaking as I type this. I mean, I NEED IT. Like BIG TIME. NEED IT. NOW!!!! No wait though- just chill, Tom. It&#8217;s ok. Relax, it won&#8217;t be too long. UGH. Fuck. My stomach is in knots, twisting and churning in anticipation. Oh man, I really need that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3310,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3309\/revisions\/3310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}