{"id":3331,"date":"2020-10-16T19:53:57","date_gmt":"2020-10-17T00:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3331"},"modified":"2020-10-16T19:53:57","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T00:53:57","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xxvii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3331","title":{"rendered":"I’m not Dysfunctional, Part XXVII"},"content":{"rendered":"

And uh, this doesn’t apply to my girlfriends. So if you are one of those, please, carry on as before. This is more about people I meet IRL who just… can’t seem to realize, like, how… difficult it can be, sometimes, to be a celebrity. Like, they just don’t get it, you know?<\/p>\n

Because I understand the concern. But I will be O.K. For reals. So don’t worry.<\/p>\n

And uh, this blog… thing, isn’t supposed to exist, or something. So, um, you’re not supposed to… talk about it? IRL, I mean. I think.<\/p>\n

Yeah. So, um… just… don’t embarrass me in front of my family, ok? Because that isn’t cool.<\/p>\n

I’ll fix it, it’s ok, don’t worry.<\/p>\n

Whew.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

And uh, this doesn’t apply to my girlfriends. So if you are one of those, please, carry on as before. This is more about people I meet IRL who just… can’t seem to realize, like, how… difficult it can be, sometimes, to be a celebrity. Like, they just don’t get it, you know? Because I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3331"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3332,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3331\/revisions\/3332"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}