{"id":3333,"date":"2020-10-16T20:32:42","date_gmt":"2020-10-17T01:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3333"},"modified":"2020-10-16T20:32:42","modified_gmt":"2020-10-17T01:32:42","slug":"thoughts-on-being-a-celebrity-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3333","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on Being a Celebrity, Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I might as well start this one off here, considering where the previous series is going.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, here it is.  Expect more of this in the future.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; an autograph would be the way to go here, people.  I mean I realize fully well that there is no <em>market <\/em>for those, lol, at least from me, but seriously, guys.  And I suppose that one of those wouldn&#8217;t be as <em>impactful <\/em>on me as&#8230; what happened today, but it would be I think the humane, civilized way to handle meeting me, if I mean that much to you.<\/p>\n<p>Of course it would baffle my parents, haha, but still.<\/p>\n<p>I think.  I&#8217;m verrrrrry famous, I know, much more so than probably half my girlfriends, certainly moreso than at least 90% of them, if counted up through the course of my life, but my fame is&#8230; of the underground, subconscious variety.  And people accustomed to that way of thinking tend to not be as interested in the trappings of &#8220;normal&#8221; fame.  Like autographs.  Case in point: me.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmn.  I suppose that as an unusual celebrity I should come to expect unusual fan interactions, even if they come in the form of, say, a medical professional with an &#8220;in&#8221; when it comes to my daily activities because he reads my blog, or like some other kind of strange blindside.<\/p>\n<p>Soooo&#8230; ok, then.  We&#8217;ll talk about this later.<\/p>\n<p>But remember: autographs, people.  At least consider them.  Thank you for your consideration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I might as well start this one off here, considering where the previous series is going. So, yeah, here it is. Expect more of this in the future. So&#8230; an autograph would be the way to go here, people. I mean I realize fully well that there is no market for those, lol, at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3333"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3339,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3333\/revisions\/3339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}