{"id":3353,"date":"2020-10-17T19:56:23","date_gmt":"2020-10-18T00:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3353"},"modified":"2020-10-17T19:56:23","modified_gmt":"2020-10-18T00:56:23","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xxx","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3353","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not Dysfunctional, Part XXX"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So uh, I just had a little chat with Kathy.  She demanded to know what the fuck I was doing, and told me in no uncertain terms that she would reconsider being my girlfriend (!!!!!) anymore if I went further down this path, which&#8230; I don&#8217;t even know what to say about that, we&#8217;ve been dating for&#8230; 9 years, now, which is longer than most marriages these days.<\/p>\n<p>Kathy, srsly?  What the fuck, hun?<\/p>\n<p>But I mean&#8230; she did make some good points.  Some very good ones, actually.  I mean, I did make some promises to her and&#8230; well&#8230; I should probably keep them, I think.  So I uh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;ll check out the movie.  Maybe it makes salient points or something, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Whatevs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So uh, I just had a little chat with Kathy. She demanded to know what the fuck I was doing, and told me in no uncertain terms that she would reconsider being my girlfriend (!!!!!) anymore if I went further down this path, which&#8230; I don&#8217;t even know what to say about that, we&#8217;ve been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3354,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions\/3354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}