I’ve been thinking. I need something. Something to counteract the boringness and bleakness of my day to day existence. A girl, perhaps.<\/p>\n
She should be tall enough to complement my height, but not too tall. I want someone a bit shorter than me- say, 5′ 10″ to my 6′ 3″. That would be perfect.<\/p>\n
I want her to be fit, but not too<\/em> fit. No bodybuilders. Just someone fit enough to jump around a bit when the need requires it.<\/p>\n I want a girl with blond hair and blue eyes to match mine, and I want her to match my sensibilities. She should be Midwestern but with a coastal flavor. Someone from, say, Pennsylvania would be nice.<\/p>\n I want her to like folksy, conservative stuff like me, but I also want her to like dance music as much as I do. Dancing is fun.<\/p>\n I want her to be a performer, too. I love performing and I need a partner to perform with. It would create such a nice groundwork for a stable, lasting relationship. It would be perfect.<\/p>\n Also, I would like a girl that could provide me with a bit of financial stability. That’s such a necessity in these troubled and unpredictable times.<\/p>\n Now that I’ve explicated what I need, where will I EVER find such a girl?\u00a0 Who the hell knows, that’s where!\u00a0 Apparently nobody that *I* know fits the bill!<\/p>\n Ohhhhh well. Maybe I’m just destined to live a life lonely and crotchety. You know, like that one country singer pop star girl that hangs out with her cat all day. What’s her name again? Beats me!<\/p>\n I hope a tsunami hits Rhode Island.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’ve been thinking. I need something. Something to counteract the boringness and bleakness of my day to day existence. A girl, perhaps. She should be tall enough to complement my height, but not too tall. I want someone a bit shorter than me- say, 5′ 10″ to my 6′ 3″. That would be perfect. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":339,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions\/339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}