{"id":34,"date":"2011-11-26T03:50:46","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2011-11-26T03:50:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:50:46","slug":"i-have-a-banana-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"I have a banana dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it.\u00a0 When I first started masturbating, I did it by rubbing my penis on the side of my leg.\u00a0 What happened is that my dick then became horribly curved.\u00a0 Disfigured, even.\u00a0 I mean, I developed a 90 degree curve both up *and* to the left.\u00a0 Everything involving my dick became painful, if not impossible.\u00a0 Sex was out of the question.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>God, I was so dumb.\u00a0 Why did I do that?\u00a0 I became deeply ashamed of myself and my penis.\u00a0 Why, why, why, why?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m recovering, but it&#8217;s slow.\u00a0 It will take years, and I might never make a full recovery.\u00a0 Why, why, why?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It still hurts when I masturbate, though not as much.\u00a0 Too much scarring and disfigurement.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it.\u00a0 When I first started masturbating, I did it by rubbing my penis on the side of my leg.\u00a0 What happened is that my dick then became horribly curved.\u00a0 Disfigured, even.\u00a0 I mean, I developed a 90 degree curve both up *and* to the left.\u00a0 Everything involving my dick became painful, if not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}