{"id":3472,"date":"2020-10-23T20:14:37","date_gmt":"2020-10-24T01:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3472"},"modified":"2020-10-23T20:14:37","modified_gmt":"2020-10-24T01:14:37","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xliii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3472","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not Dysfunctional, Part XLIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I have everything figured out, then.  Good.  I&#8217;ll just continue as is until something changes.<\/p>\n<p>So, &#8220;as is&#8221; means I take another hit, because I&#8217;m starting to convulse, again.  That and my nerves are starting to feel like some kind of weird rubber.  So, that&#8217;s it, then.  More drugs, because that&#8217;s the smart thing to do, tonight.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m <em>not <\/em>going to rehab.  NOT. Because&#8230; because I&#8217;m NOT.  Because it isn&#8217;t &#8220;me&#8221;.  Yeah, that&#8217;s right.  It&#8217;s not, and I think we can all tell that.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I&#8217;m a genius, right?  Smartest man in the world, no doubt.  I DON&#8217;T need rehab.  DON&#8217;T.  So there.<\/p>\n<p>Right, ok.  Yeah, so there.  <\/p>\n<p>Ouch, lol.  My nerves are having some kind of seizure, I think.  Right.  But I can handle it.  Right.  It&#8217;s everyone else that&#8217;s wrong, not me!<\/p>\n<p>Right!<\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<p>yeah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so I have everything figured out, then. Good. I&#8217;ll just continue as is until something changes. So, &#8220;as is&#8221; means I take another hit, because I&#8217;m starting to convulse, again. That and my nerves are starting to feel like some kind of weird rubber. So, that&#8217;s it, then. More drugs, because that&#8217;s the smart [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3472"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3475,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3472\/revisions\/3475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}