{"id":3478,"date":"2020-10-24T15:16:43","date_gmt":"2020-10-24T20:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3478"},"modified":"2020-10-24T15:16:43","modified_gmt":"2020-10-24T20:16:43","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xlv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3478","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m not Dysfunctional, Part XLV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yech, how creepy and voyeuristic is this?  Yeck.  Icky.<\/p>\n<p>Bluhg, just the usual here, please feel free to move on.  Company coming over, scheduled a hit, took it a few minutes ago, and my nerves are just being RUSHED by that weird beautiful warmth.  I should be good, provided I didn&#8217;t take too much.  Oh, I can feel it in my fingers, now.  Ok, we should be good.  This way I won&#8217;t have cravings.  We&#8217;re good, now.<\/p>\n<p>WOAH.  Yeah, ok, Tom, we&#8217;re good, right?  Oh yeah, we&#8217;re good.  We&#8217;re fine.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, we&#8217;re good.  <em>WHEW<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ooooooh yeah, ok.  Good, then.  Hope I didn&#8217;t take too much, lol.  If I did hopefully I&#8217;ll pay for it tomorrow, and not today, because that would royally suck, lol.<\/p>\n<p>Ohkay, then.  Nothing to be concerned about, no need to be nervous.  Nobody will know, nobody will pick up on anything, don&#8217;t worry about it.  Yeah, life is good.  OK then.<\/p>\n<p>WHEW.<\/p>\n<p>Oh man, lol.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s OK, Tom, you can do this.<\/p>\n<p>Ooooohhhh goooooodddddddddddddddddddd that feeling in my chest, like it&#8217;s expanding endlessly.  So warm, so beautiful, so&#8230; &#8220;flowy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>How could this <em>possibly <\/em>be a bad thing?  It isn&#8217;t.  It so isn&#8217;t.  It&#8217;s wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>Ohhh yeah.  As long as I can remember to breathe, I should be good.  No problemo.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>I <em><strong>LOVE <\/strong><\/em>my life!  SQUEEEEE!!!<\/p>\n<p>lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yech, how creepy and voyeuristic is this? Yeck. Icky. Bluhg, just the usual here, please feel free to move on. Company coming over, scheduled a hit, took it a few minutes ago, and my nerves are just being RUSHED by that weird beautiful warmth. I should be good, provided I didn&#8217;t take too much. Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3478"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3478"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3482,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3478\/revisions\/3482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}