{"id":3663,"date":"2020-11-07T07:03:49","date_gmt":"2020-11-07T13:03:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3663"},"modified":"2020-11-07T07:03:49","modified_gmt":"2020-11-07T13:03:49","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-lxxv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3663","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m not Dysfunctional, Part LXXV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t sleep.<\/p>\n<p>No surprise there, I guess.  <\/p>\n<p>You know what I really need?  Fentanyl.  It&#8217;s a sedative, right?  I need a lot of it, too.  <\/p>\n<p>Three minutes, I would bet.  Three minutes until I die.  That&#8217;s all it would take.  Just take them all, all at once.  Three minutes, and then all of this goes away.  All of my problems, all of&#8230; everything.  Everything just leaves, forever.  And I am free.<\/p>\n<p>Three minutes.  I wonder what&#8217;s stopping me.  I mean, it would be so <em>easy<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fuck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t sleep. No surprise there, I guess. You know what I really need? Fentanyl. It&#8217;s a sedative, right? I need a lot of it, too. Three minutes, I would bet. Three minutes until I die. That&#8217;s all it would take. Just take them all, all at once. Three minutes, and then all of this goes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3664,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663\/revisions\/3664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}