{"id":3944,"date":"2020-12-05T20:31:52","date_gmt":"2020-12-06T02:31:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3944"},"modified":"2020-12-05T20:31:52","modified_gmt":"2020-12-06T02:31:52","slug":"addendum-to-the-girlfriend-wars-part-i-kathryn-love-newton-vs-chloe-grace-moretz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3944","title":{"rendered":"Addendum to The Girlfriend Wars, Part I: Kathryn Love Newton vs Chlo\u00eb Grace Moretz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well.<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; I just watched the trailer for the new Tom &#038; Jerry movie, starring Ms. Moretz.  For reference, I&#8217;m talking about this trailer, here:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KW8fGRTFWKc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Um.  <\/p>\n<p>Well.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The thing is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chloe looks REALLY good in this trailer, and I&#8217;m kinda like&#8230; maybe&#8230; should I re-think the post, here?  I mean, slightly.  Because, you know?  It&#8217;s almost like they made her up in the trailer so she would, you know, appeal to me.  Because they did, lol.  and DAMN DOES SHE LOOK GOOD, lolllllll.<\/p>\n<p>Um&#8230; no.  No.  No take backs.  My girlfriends wouldn&#8217;t respect that, anyways.  They like&#8230; decisiveness.  And that&#8217;s what an empire requires, anyhow.  So, no, I won&#8217;t&#8230; rethink things.  So&#8230; no&#8230; I can&#8217;t&#8230; I WON&#8217;T&#8230; do that.  No, the winner stays where she is.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, I held off on being with Kathy today because of this very post, so&#8230; yeah.  And that is in SPITE of her saying, essentially, that she wanted to see me today in her recent insta live.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, I have SACRIFICED for this post.  So no, no take backs.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230; what do you think the odds are of Chloe seductively saying &#8220;Tom&#8221; in this movie?  Or at least, giving me some coded message about our relationship, using the cat&#8217;s name?  IDK, but there is a chance.  There always is.  <\/p>\n<p>Sometimes my girlfriends relish the chance to speak their real minds about me in public, and movies often give them the chance to do so.  Case in point: Katherine McNamara in <em>Tom Sawyer &#038; Huckleberry Finn<\/em>.  Remember that one scene of her talking relationship stuff with Tom Sawyer?  She got an ecstatic, orgasmic glee from talking about a relationship with &#8220;Tom&#8221; in that scene, lol.  It was fucking hilarious to watch.  Check it out on youtube if you can find it.<\/p>\n<p>I also remember Paris Hilton of all people saying &#8220;Thanks Tom!&#8221; on twitter after fucking her, once.  This was like ten years ago.  I have it saved somewhere.  All evidence is important, you know?<\/p>\n<p>And there were of course other instances of this.  I won&#8217;t talk about them now, though.  Not the point of this post.<\/p>\n<p>Note that this applies to mostly my name.  I&#8217;m not too sure about people using the names of my family members in their movies alongside depictions of them.  That is highly questionable and I judge those things on a case by case basis.  I have found instances of this that I do NOT like.  I may talk about them, some other day.<\/p>\n<p>But&#8230; yeah.  So.  Maybe I should&#8217;ve tied those two, earlier.  I mean, if not actually&#8230; no.  No.  <\/p>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Things are the way they are, and they are that way for a reason, right?  Right.  So&#8230; there.<\/p>\n<p>Right.<\/p>\n<p>God DAMN does she look good, though.<\/p>\n<p>lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well. So. Um&#8230; I just watched the trailer for the new Tom &#038; Jerry movie, starring Ms. Moretz. For reference, I&#8217;m talking about this trailer, here: Um. Well. Um&#8230;&#8230; You know&#8230; The thing is&#8230; Chloe looks REALLY good in this trailer, and I&#8217;m kinda like&#8230; maybe&#8230; should I re-think the post, here? I mean, slightly. 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