{"id":4506,"date":"2021-12-05T11:57:51","date_gmt":"2021-12-05T17:57:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=4506"},"modified":"2021-12-05T11:57:51","modified_gmt":"2021-12-05T17:57:51","slug":"stuff-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=4506","title":{"rendered":"Stuff, Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oof.  Ok, I give up, I give up. You know, I wasn\u2019t expecting the usual internet \u201cstyle\u201d of revenge.  I mean I wasn\u2019t expecting to open Instagram this morning with a message from Alex saying \u201cWELL FUCK YOU TOO, FARTKNOCKER.  I HOPE YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A SLIDE STUDDED WITH RAZOR BLADES INTO A VAT FILLED WITH CONCENTRATED COCA~COLA RECIPE, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GOAT SMEGMA.  GO SUCK THE BUSINESS END OF A REVOLVER YOU MINOR-ATTRACTED FAGGOT\u201d or something like this.<\/p>\n<p>No, instead, today I get THIS:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167-300x43.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"43\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4507\" srcset=\"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167-300x43.png 300w, http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167-768x109.png 768w, http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167-1024x145.png 1024w, http:\/\/sighinide.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/61ab2e02abdd6_1176x167.png 1176w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, for the love of God!  No!  No!!  <\/p>\n<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>NO PLEASE!  Anything but this!  ANYTHING!!!!<\/p>\n<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oof. Ok, I give up, I give up. You know, I wasn\u2019t expecting the usual internet \u201cstyle\u201d of revenge. I mean I wasn\u2019t expecting to open Instagram this morning with a message from Alex saying \u201cWELL FUCK YOU TOO, FARTKNOCKER. I HOPE YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A SLIDE STUDDED WITH RAZOR BLADES INTO A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4506"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4508,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4506\/revisions\/4508"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}