Well, that was a great birthday! I got a lot of great stuff, from sooooo many people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The winner, this year? Kathy Newton, for sure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know what, tho? I’d say everyone’s a winner! Or at least- everyone that participated, because of course, you were kind of supposed to. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
See- it’s important that people try, even if they don’t take home the prize.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But that’s neither here nor there anymore, really, because you know what’s more important, right now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tomorrow! <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and you know what that means- tomorrow is a great day for… presents! And, especially and most importantly, presents from my girlfriends, of course.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
See- this situation here is kind of a win-win for all involved, I’d say. I mean I think it’s a great opportunity for all of the…. runners up, and all of the… people who just I guess kinda forgot, to make sure that they get noticed, too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So- everyone now gets a second chance to win! Isn’t that great? I know I<\/em> think it is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n So we’re going to be re-doing the competition again, tomorrow, and I’ll be sorting out the presents and the winners and losers again and categorizing and grading everything for… posterity, honestly, and not for purely selfish reasons, because that would be uncouth- and we’ll see who wins, then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s for posterity, really. I mean, because this stuff is historical, and such. I mean, it’s like… a piece of world history, or something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n So… yeah. It’s gonna be so fun, really, sorting out allllll the great gifts I get tomorrow! I can’t wait!<\/p>\n\n\n\n And no pressure, either. Because I mean, even though I’ll be grading everybody it’s not like it matters, right? What matters is of course that you try<\/em>. I mean because like… I’m not selfish, really. Just… motivational! Yeah, I’m just like, inspirational, and stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It’s gonna be sooooo fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well, that was a great birthday! I got a lot of great stuff, from sooooo many people. The winner, this year? Kathy Newton, for sure. You know what, tho? I’d say everyone’s a winner! Or at least- everyone that participated, because of course, you were kind of supposed to. See- it’s important that people try, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4814"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4817,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4814\/revisions\/4817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}