{"id":108,"date":"2013-08-09T04:25:37","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T04:25:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2013-08-09T04:25:37","modified_gmt":"2013-08-09T04:25:37","slug":"love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Taylor Swift is the softest girl in the world.  She&#8217;s so squishy and smooth.  She&#8217;s like a little collectible doll just for me. <\/p>\n<p>I love her voice.  She&#8217;s a pretty songbird, traveling from town to town, singing her songs of love and joy.<\/p>\n<p>I love her!  Her hair is so soft and luxurious.  And it has such volume!  I love how it bounces and sways when she walks- like she&#8217;s living in a shampoo commercial.  She&#8217;s a perfect and pretty pop princess.  There&#8217;s no girl in this world as striking and seductive as her.  <\/p>\n<p>I want to hold her in my arms and squeeze all the love out of her.  I want to squeeze her so tight she squeaks like a chew toy.  I want to hold her so close that she says she&#8217;ll never leave me.<\/p>\n<p>She smells like kittens eating flowers.  <\/p>\n<p>Her eyes are so warm and expressive.  She&#8217;s quiet, but her eyes say so much by themselves that she doesn&#8217;t need to talk.  <\/p>\n<p>Her nose is so cute.<\/p>\n<p>Her lips are so soft and tasty.  My lips belong on hers and nowhere else.  SMOOCH!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Her hands are so feminine and squeezable, yet so precise.  I love how they tenderly walk across her guitars.<\/p>\n<p>Her legs are INCREDIBLE.  Hottest on Earth by far.  The rest of her, too.  GOD she&#8217;s hot.  Smokingly, smolderingly, surface of the sun hot.  She\u2019s easily the sexist woman alive.  I would kill everyone in the world just for a night with her (well, not literally, but you know what I mean).<\/p>\n<p>I need to own her forever.  I can&#8217;t imagine a world without her softness and sweetness and songs and sexiness.<\/p>\n<p>Even her name is nice.  Taye-lerr Swiff-t.  I love how it sounds and feels in my mouth when I say it.  It sounds so matter of fact, yet so comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>I love her!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taylor Swift is the softest girl in the world. She&#8217;s so squishy and smooth. She&#8217;s like a little collectible doll just for me. I love her voice. She&#8217;s a pretty songbird, traveling from town to town, singing her songs of love and joy. I love her! Her hair is so soft and luxurious. And it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}