{"id":1197,"date":"2015-03-01T22:29:36","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T03:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2015-03-01T22:29:36","modified_gmt":"2015-03-02T03:29:36","slug":"snack-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"Snack of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The oatmeal cookies I stole from work.<\/p>\n<p>Last Friday, there was a presentation in the cafeteria here at work, and everyone who stopped and listened to the spiel got one or two free, individually wrapped oatmeal cookies.  They had a *huge* amount of cookies there.  More than they could possibly give out during lunchtime.<\/p>\n<p>I got my two, of course, and then returned to the cafeteria before going home\u2026 out of curiosity.<\/p>\n<p>Jackpot.  The remaining cookies were there, unattended.<\/p>\n<p>I did the best I could, given the circumstances.  You can only fit so many individually wrapped cookies into a laptop case and some coat pockets.  I had to leave some.<\/p>\n<p>But it was only a few.<\/p>\n<p>*Mmmm* they\u2019re good, too.<\/p>\n<p>Do I care?  Well, nobody caught me, and they would have thrown them out on Monday anyhow, sooo&#8230; nope.<\/p>\n<p>#SorryNotSorry<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The oatmeal cookies I stole from work. Last Friday, there was a presentation in the cafeteria here at work, and everyone who stopped and listened to the spiel got one or two free, individually wrapped oatmeal cookies. They had a *huge* amount of cookies there. More than they could possibly give out during lunchtime. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1197"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1213,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1197\/revisions\/1213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}