{"id":1371,"date":"2015-03-30T20:28:52","date_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1371"},"modified":"2015-03-30T20:28:52","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:28:52","slug":"taylor-swift-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1371","title":{"rendered":"Taylor Swift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>is the most awkward starlet EVER.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, she\u2019s just ridiculous.  In the last few weeks we\u2019ve seen that glove thing with the evil hands, you know, the one I talked about below; that weird back-up-into-the-van-thing-because-for-some-reason-I\u2019m-freaked-out-by-the-paps-even-though-I-see-them-daily-and-probably-know-their-names-so-why-am-I-freaking-out-thing; that whole getting scratched by her cats because they\u2019re weirded out by how clingy she is thing; and that whole thing where she somehow bashed down a door(!) yes a DOOR.  <\/p>\n<p>See, just <\/i>look<\/i> at her Instagram!  She bashed down a freaking door!  Yes, with her spindly little arms.  She\u2019s like, so awkward that she just fell into a door and BROKE it!  She BROKE a door!!!<\/p>\n<p>Unreal.  Unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>You know, if my great Grandpa was alive today, he would have called Taylor a dorkus malorkus, and, you know, I hate to say this, but I think I would have agreed with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>is the most awkward starlet EVER. I mean, she\u2019s just ridiculous. In the last few weeks we\u2019ve seen that glove thing with the evil hands, you know, the one I talked about below; that weird back-up-into-the-van-thing-because-for-some-reason-I\u2019m-freaked-out-by-the-paps-even-though-I-see-them-daily-and-probably-know-their-names-so-why-am-I-freaking-out-thing; that whole getting scratched by her cats because they\u2019re weirded out by how clingy she is thing; and that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1371"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1380,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1371\/revisions\/1380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}