{"id":1654,"date":"2015-08-10T22:50:14","date_gmt":"2015-08-11T03:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1654"},"modified":"2015-08-10T22:50:14","modified_gmt":"2015-08-11T03:50:14","slug":"those-two-guys-at-the-taylor-swift-concert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=1654","title":{"rendered":"Those Two Guys at the Taylor Swift Concert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, well, they\u2019re probably in jail now, and if they\u2019re not, I\u2019ll bet their moms gave them a whole earful of disappointment.  I mean, I\u2019m just shuddering right now as I think about what MY mom would have said to ME had I done that.<\/p>\n<p>Was it worth it, I wonder?  Was touching her legs really worth all the inevitable trouble?  Was it worth the universal scorn?  The permanent marks on their records?<\/p>\n<p>Who knows, maybe it was!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, well, they\u2019re probably in jail now, and if they\u2019re not, I\u2019ll bet their moms gave them a whole earful of disappointment. I mean, I\u2019m just shuddering right now as I think about what MY mom would have said to ME had I done that. Was it worth it, I wonder? Was touching her legs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1659,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions\/1659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}