So- I’ve been thinking.<\/p>\n
About things.<\/p>\n
Important<\/i> things.<\/p>\n
When I shouldn’t, really, be thinking about them.<\/p>\n
Anne Hathaway has a special place in all of this- the stuff I do. She’s proven quite useful to me in advancing my Empire and in being a cool chick that I like to look at and hang out with.<\/p>\n
And she provides a useful and unique thing to me. As I mentioned, she’s my go-to girl for when I want to see a naked chick at work.<\/p>\n
Really, it’s just so easy to see Anne naked without taking unnecessary risks in the local cubicle farms. All I need to do is go to google images and search for \u201cAnne Hathaway Havoc\u201d and I instantly get page after page of nude pics- and I get to do it without tripping any of the alarms that IT depts. set for porn searches. I mean, there’s no \u201ctopless\u201d, \u201cnude\u201d, \u201cporn\u201d, \u201chack\u201d or anything of that sort in that query. So I just search and Viola! naked celebrity tits.<\/p>\n
And I get to blow up the pics to full screen size without actually visiting the site in question. So, nothing in my history. Muhahahahaha!!! *Rubs hands gleefully and with gratuitous malice*.<\/p>\n
LiLo has also proven useful in this regard. I’ve googled \u201cLindsay Lohan (magazine name with nude pics)\u201d more times than I can count. And there’s a few other searches I’ve constructed that have yielded fantastic results, beyond Anne’s and Lilo’s. Natch.<\/p>\n
This is all very important stuff, people. Trust me, it is.<\/p>\n
So at work I’ve been turning stuff over in my head lately regarding the \u201cNo Married Chicks\u201d rule, especially in regards to Anne, and a few others, like Amber, and even Katy. And even, potentially, Hayley.<\/p>\n
See, here’s the thing. The girls I just mentioned are quite obviously still in love with me. I mean, I just don’t see any chemistry between them and their SOs. I mean, I don’t see any<\/i>. And I see them all very much attuned to me.<\/p>\n
Hayley, especially. She has a whole body filled with tattoos that are homages to me and the time we’ve spent together. I mean, seriously, EVERY TAT SHE HAS IS ABOUT ME. Even last year’s tat on her hand, ostensibly a homage to her fiance, was clearly designed to appeal to me more than him. I mean, those letters are Greek letters, not Chad’s initials. And who amongst those she knows would be most inspired by that<\/i>?<\/p>\n
I mean, just look at the tattoo! It’s not even close.<\/i><\/p>\n
TBH, I almost feel pity and contempt for their SOs. I mean, yes, they’re rich (some of them) but they’re\u2026 I won’t say it. It would be cruel, and I’ve said it before.<\/p>\n
And there’s no reason to, anyways. We’re all thinking it.<\/p>\n
And, truth be told, I feel a bit sorry for the girls, too. I mean, it’s every girl’s secret dream to bag a real vampire (apparently), but be careful what you wish for, eh?<\/p>\n
So\u2026 I’m going to give Anne another go. We’ll see how this works out, this time.<\/p>\n
And I have to admit, it did feel weird moving her pics onto the external. It just doesn’t look right to see the Celebrity directory without her in there. It just looks\u2026 off.<\/p>\n
And it would be a useful thing for me to not burn too many bridges. At least, not yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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