{"id":2684,"date":"2017-06-24T22:29:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T03:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2684"},"modified":"2017-06-24T22:29:00","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T03:29:00","slug":"thoughts-on-married-chicks-and-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2684","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on Married Chicks and Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok.<\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Remember that stuff I said when Katy Perry was doing that live stuff on youtube?  I mean, about &#8220;fake married&#8221; chicks and all that?  <\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to dip my toes in and try again with one of those chicks, just to see how it goes.  So, yeah.  MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!  You&#8217;re up to bat, dear.<\/p>\n<p>Divorced chicks that were married only for showbiz and &#8220;image&#8221; purposes are fine, to me.  At least, for now.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah.  There it is.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, I&#8217;m only telling people that Mary is the girl so that everyone will know who to blame in case this doesn&#8217;t work out, sooooooo&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok. So. Remember that stuff I said when Katy Perry was doing that live stuff on youtube? I mean, about &#8220;fake married&#8221; chicks and all that? I think I&#8217;m going to dip my toes in and try again with one of those chicks, just to see how it goes. So, yeah. MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!! You&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2684"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2684"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2694,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2684\/revisions\/2694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}