{"id":2698,"date":"2017-06-24T22:56:14","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T03:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2698"},"modified":"2017-06-24T22:56:14","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T03:56:14","slug":"thoughts-on-married-chicks-and-stuff-part-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=2698","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts on Married Chicks and Stuff, Part III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All of this probably has to do with my psychic intuition strongly pushing me towards girls that I would be more compatible with in real world relationship situations, probably because that way, there will be less adverse consequences for everyone else.  <\/p>\n<p>Happy Tom = Happy Earth.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, no more dicking around.  I am the already the most powerful man alive, and I will only become stronger from here on out.  This is serious business, this time.<\/p>\n<p>So, Mary Elizabeth Winstead it is.  What must be, will be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All of this probably has to do with my psychic intuition strongly pushing me towards girls that I would be more compatible with in real world relationship situations, probably because that way, there will be less adverse consequences for everyone else. Happy Tom = Happy Earth. In other words, no more dicking around. I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2698"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2698"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2699,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2698\/revisions\/2699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}