{"id":3690,"date":"2020-11-08T15:32:57","date_gmt":"2020-11-08T21:32:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3690"},"modified":"2020-11-08T15:32:57","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T21:32:57","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-lxxviii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3690","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m not Dysfunctional, Part LXXVIII"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ohkay, the hit I took has FINALLY spread to my fingers.  Oh god, they were so COLD.  Oh god, was that horrible.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll spend today trying to choke down some saltine crackers and resting in bed.  Like I need to eat SOMETHING I think.  I mean, I&#8217;ll die if I don&#8217;t, right?  And of course I&#8217;ll watch youtube.  Maybe Simpsons clips.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ll procrastinate on everything else, and listen to maybe some songs from my dead ex-girlfriend again.<\/p>\n<p>As yes, the glamorous life of a fentanyl addict.  Wonderful.<\/p>\n<p>Oof, though.  These small hits aren&#8217;t doing it.  I need MORE.  I seriously do.  This just isn&#8217;t going to work.  I really really need more fentanyl.  Like, A LOT more.  Or at least, maybe make the switch to heroin, already.<\/p>\n<p>Oof, this sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Ouch, lol.<\/p>\n<p>ow&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ohkay, the hit I took has FINALLY spread to my fingers. Oh god, they were so COLD. Oh god, was that horrible. I think I&#8217;ll spend today trying to choke down some saltine crackers and resting in bed. Like I need to eat SOMETHING I think. I mean, I&#8217;ll die if I don&#8217;t, right? And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3690"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3691,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3690\/revisions\/3691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}