{"id":3796,"date":"2020-11-19T14:37:20","date_gmt":"2020-11-19T20:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3796"},"modified":"2020-11-19T14:37:20","modified_gmt":"2020-11-19T20:37:20","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3796","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m not Dysfunctional, Part XCI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I think I took too much fentanyl, lollllllllllll&#8230;  Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah,<\/p>\n<p>ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yeah.  Yeahhhhhhhhhhh.  Jeebus, too much, can&#8217;t stop yawning.  My fingers feel dead; fuck.  Oof, ahhhhh my body is like jelly.  So weird, my muscles can&#8217;t contract.  My joints hurt, really bad.  Ahhh yeah, this was too much, I was having withdrawl symptoms earlier today so to make up for it I took a bunch of narcotics and am now paying for it a bit too much, I think.  It&#8217;s too much, too much I took, all at once.  <\/p>\n<p>Everything&#8217;s slowing down, all I can do is lay here, stupidly.  And think, and daydream.  It&#8217;s so slow, the world is.  So&#8230; ahhhhh, so&#8230; lazy, and&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; soft and&#8230;&#8230;.. dead.  So tired, the world is.  So tired, I am.  So&#8230;.. cata&#8230;.tonic.  So tired.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhhhh fentanyl, my addiction.  My way and mean.  My reason&#8230;.. for&#8230;&#8230;.. <\/p>\n<p>Ahhhhh can&#8217;t&#8230;. move, lol.  So tired, so tired.  I will&#8230;&#8230; relax.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>relax.<\/p>\n<p>Ohhhhhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, I think I took too much fentanyl, lollllllllllll&#8230; Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yeah. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. Jeebus, too much, can&#8217;t stop yawning. My fingers feel dead; fuck. Oof, ahhhhh my body is like jelly. So weird, my muscles can&#8217;t contract. My joints hurt, really bad. Ahhh yeah, this was too much, I was having withdrawl [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3796"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3798,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3796\/revisions\/3798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}