{"id":3869,"date":"2020-11-24T14:20:08","date_gmt":"2020-11-24T20:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3869"},"modified":"2020-11-24T14:20:08","modified_gmt":"2020-11-24T20:20:08","slug":"im-not-dysfunctional-part-xciv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=3869","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not Dysfunctional, Part XCIV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok but I REALLY need to stop shaking.  Like, I have an appointment to get to so I need to stop convulsing because I need to like LEAVE.  Ohhhhhh, I just.  need.  to.  stop.  SHAKING.<\/p>\n<p>Ahhhh FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK <\/p>\n<p>FUCK THIS<\/p>\n<p>Ahhhhh fuck,I really, really need to calm down and equalize, I really, seriously need it, majorly, I just need to stop SHAKING.<\/p>\n<p>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<\/p>\n<p>Fuck.<\/p>\n<p>Ah&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>this sucks.<\/p>\n<p>ah&#8230; ok, i&#8217;ll end this one, then.<\/p>\n<p>FUCK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok but I REALLY need to stop shaking. Like, I have an appointment to get to so I need to stop convulsing because I need to like LEAVE. Ohhhhhh, I just. need. to. stop. SHAKING. Ahhhh FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS Ahhhhh fuck,I really, really need to calm down and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3869"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3870,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3869\/revisions\/3870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}