{"id":4459,"date":"2021-09-08T12:01:02","date_gmt":"2021-09-08T17:01:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=4459"},"modified":"2021-09-08T12:01:02","modified_gmt":"2021-09-08T17:01:02","slug":"moving-on-part-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=4459","title":{"rendered":"Moving On, Part IV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I might have been a bit too harsh on Collins&#8217; husband when I referred to him as a slug, in comparison to me.<\/p>\n<p>I guess it depends on how we are to view me in comparison to human life.<\/p>\n<p>If I am a more advanced primate, then a more apt comparison might be to think of him as a chimpanzee, or a lemur.  You know, one of the lower, dumber primates.<\/p>\n<p>If I am a new category of life altogether- and I might be- then the slug comparison becomes more accurate, and in fact, I may not have gone far enough.  In that case it might not be inappropriate to think of him as being in a separate kingdom entirely, like he was some kind of fungus, or a specimen of bacteria.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, there is defo humor in this post, but there is also truth to what I&#8217;m saying here.  I&#8217;m definitely better than human, and the real question now is how much better.  Am I a little bit above them, a lot above them, or higher than that?<\/p>\n<p>Only time will tell here.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll just have to wait and see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I might have been a bit too harsh on Collins&#8217; husband when I referred to him as a slug, in comparison to me. I guess it depends on how we are to view me in comparison to human life. If I am a more advanced primate, then a more apt comparison might be to think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4459"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4462,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4459\/revisions\/4462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}