{"id":5088,"date":"2024-06-29T21:16:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-30T02:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=5088"},"modified":"2024-06-29T21:16:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-30T02:16:54","slug":"kerris-and-justine-dorsey-part-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/?p=5088","title":{"rendered":"Kerris and Justine Dorsey, Part III"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ok, so just NOW do I realize that the Dorsey sisters are almost undoubtably descended somehow from Tommy Dorsey. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Literally.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fucking Troutbuckets!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just&#8230; now, after fifteen fucking years, do I realize this!   <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus Christ, I must be the thickest man on Earth, I swear to God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I mean, the family resemblance is so&#8230; <em>blatantly obvious<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ah, the things you miss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And, I suppose, this would mean they are also related to Jimmy as well.  Kerris and Justine, Tommy and Jimmy.  Hmmn.  Wow, well, what do you know!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That&#8230; is well and truly amazing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What other hidden treasures lie in my twitter archives?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next thing you know, you will tell me that Kerris and Justine are related somehow to Jack Dorsey, former Twitter CEO.  But&#8230; THAT&#8230; would be a step too far, I&#8217;m sure. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So&#8230; nah.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That one, I don&#8217;t believe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I think.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I&#8217;ll be looking into it, to make sure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so just NOW do I realize that the Dorsey sisters are almost undoubtably descended somehow from Tommy Dorsey. Literally. Fucking Troutbuckets! Just&#8230; now, after fifteen fucking years, do I realize this! Jesus Christ, I must be the thickest man on Earth, I swear to God. I mean, the family resemblance is so&#8230; blatantly obvious. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5088"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5088"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5093,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5088\/revisions\/5093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sighinide.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}