Archive for March, 2016

Staying Away

Saturday, March 12th, 2016

I haven’t been feeling well. It’s not a disease, per say. It’s die off symptoms. Google this if you need.

I’m making what I believe is the final purge of all the crap in my system. At least, I HOPE this is the final purge. I’d hate to have to go through this again, cause I feel really, really bad. Like really bad.

So… I’ve been sick. Really, really sick. Really. So until I get over the detox reactions, I’ll need to continue to keep things at a distance vis-a-vis telepathy. I mean, nobody wants to be in a sick person, right?

Oy. It might be until the end of this weekend before I can go back to “normal”. It might even be until the middle of next week, or something crazy like that. I mean, I feel REALLY bad. Really.

And I have a special project I’ve been working on- a project that is taking all of my free time and telepathic energies, anyways. I’ve been developing… diplomatic powers. Yeah. Diplomatic powers. Odd for a vampire, I know but… I’ll need them, in case my cipher actually does make it to the WH somehow.

See, I can’t be in RAGEHATEKILLBURNTHATSHITDOWNFUCKYEAH mode after Trump wins the election. That would only cause more problems, and we all know that that isn’t really me. I can pretend to be that guy for awhile, but… I’m ultimately a problem solver, not a problem causer.

So- it’s vital that I develop a raft of diplomatic and growth oriented powers. I mean, just in case. I’m actually using said powers as I write this post. Is it… working? Can we work together?

IDK. This seems a bit not subtle or convincing enough, yet, but that’s okay. I have until November to get all of this worked out.

Well… back to bed.

*YAWN*…

Dakota Fanning

Wednesday, March 9th, 2016

has an instagram now? A fucking INSTAGRAM?!??!?!?!?!

HOOOOOOLLLYYYY FUCK!!!!

I swear to God that I would push Elle out of the way so fast to see that that her head would spin!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Dakota put this out as Elle was nearing her 18th. Jealous much, Dakota? And thank God she is! WOOOOO

Sibling rivalries are the best!!!! LOL

Oh Dakota, you know we were meant to be, love. Just open your arms to the Wizard King and let me do the rest!

WOOOOOOO