Archive for March, 2015

Taylor Swift

Monday, March 30th, 2015

is the most awkward starlet EVER.

I mean, she’s just ridiculous. In the last few weeks we’ve seen that glove thing with the evil hands, you know, the one I talked about below; that weird back-up-into-the-van-thing-because-for-some-reason-I’m-freaked-out-by-the-paps-even-though-I-see-them-daily-and-probably-know-their-names-so-why-am-I-freaking-out-thing; that whole getting scratched by her cats because they’re weirded out by how clingy she is thing; and that whole thing where she somehow bashed down a door(!) yes a DOOR.

See, just look at her Instagram! She bashed down a freaking door! Yes, with her spindly little arms. She’s like, so awkward that she just fell into a door and BROKE it! She BROKE a door!!!

Unreal. Unbelievable.

You know, if my great Grandpa was alive today, he would have called Taylor a dorkus malorkus, and, you know, I hate to say this, but I think I would have agreed with him.

Jackie Evancho

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

So I’ve spent the last four years, off and on, buttering her up. Is she ready, yet? Or should I let her marinate a little more? Something tells me that she’s not quite… ready… yet. But soon. Very soon.

We’ll see. I’ll have a taste test tonight.

Thoughts on the Death of Liberalism, Part VI

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Mandatory voting? Again- WHAT?

Another week, another baffling, polarizing WTF quote from the White House.

Mandatory voting? What the hell? Honestly, I can’t even snark about this, because it’s just so extraterrestrial and bizarre to even hear such a thing be discussed in public, let alone seriously discussed by the President. Once again, Obama shows us all how little he knows about what country this even is, let alone what it does or where it came from.

I’m not even sure of what to think of this strangeness, except to wonder even more what is going on in Obama’s head, if anything. Is he just pulling this stuff out of the air or what? Do these ideas of his come from his advisers, who are playing a practical joke on the world? Is he intentionally trying to ruin his own career? What is the fuck is he doing?

I shouldn’t need to summarize what is wrong and stupid about his apparently serious idea, but I guess I will anyways, because I’m bored so why not.

Here’s the problem: Mandatory voting is the calling card of all eighth rate tyrannies, and the US, being a German nation, is not such a nation. Nobody with any real knowledge of America, its history or its people would seriously discuss such an idea in public. I mean, nobody.

Leaving aside the questions of where the weirdo in the White House even came from, it’s simply insane to hear him suggest this. The US, for the entirety of its history prior to Obama, made it a point to vilify, rightly, many nations that had mandatory voting laws, as those tend to be the most extreme and oppressive of tyrannies. The history of twentieth century Africa is littered with regimes that had enforced-at-gunpoint mandatory voting laws and elections that “proved” the democratic legitimacy of bloodthirsty dictators.

The key behind freedom isn’t the act of voting, it’s the ability to abstain from it. The fact that people have the ability to choose not to participate in politics is what really makes us free. Government enforced political participation is always abject tyranny, a fact that “constitutional scholar” “Barack Obama” should know, as an understanding of that idea forms the basis for our whole political system.

Whatever.

And again it’s of course utterly laughable to see people who consider themselves liberals not howling with rage at Obama’s suggestion. They really have no morals at all, do they? If Bush Jr. had suggested making political participation is his system mandatory, they would have been out for blood. But whoever that guy is in the White House can say that, and they can’t be bothered to respond because he looks vaguely black.

Liberals have no morals. These days they don’t even pretend to have them. Obama can give trillions of free dollars to Wall Street banks while the real economy starves and not a peep can be heard from liberals, because of course Obama looks vaguely black, and we all know that that fact trumps all other concerns.

Obama can make it illegal to protest, as he did after Occupy Wall street became popular, and liberals don’t care. Obama can ratchet up economic inequality beyond anything even considered possible during the Reagan-Bush years, and liberals don’t care. Obama can launch all out assaults on random nations that pose no threat to us at all, like say Libya or Syria, and liberals don’t care.

Or if they do care, maybe they won’t voice their concerns because again- Obama is part black- which if true would make them even more despicable than if they were simply going along with the program.

I’m wondering now if there has even been in history a more hypocritical polity than the one that exists in liberal America. Liberals at one point actually stood for some pretty high ideals, ideals that they clearly dumped in the trash the day that Obama took office. Remember those days when liberals were the guys who didn’t like economic inequality, or who stood against war or for freedom of speech? I do, but just barely.

I’ll bet anything that the younger generation has no memory of those things, though.

This age has run it’s course. Liberalism is very much dead. It’s time for the world to move on.

Thoughts on the Death of Liberalism, Part V

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

In politics, it’s OK to tell lies, provided you get the important stuff right.

The same applies to culture. So long as everyone is happy, lies and misdirections are a source of gossip. They make peoples’ boring lives a bit more interesting. In good times, political intrigue provides a bit of entertainment.

The situation changes when things turn sour. What might have been fun and interesting 10 years prior can be a source of immense anger and frustration in times of great hardship or decline.

Enter stage right the grand doofus himself, Barack Hussein Obama. Or whatever his name is. Many stories, very few of them positive, will be written about this character for as long as people write about history.

The worst politician in American history? Check. A goofy looking, all around incompetent buffoon? Check. A symbol of America’s decline? Check. A dishonest, corrupt, eighth rate dictator in training wheels? Check. The most divisive figure in American history? Check. A Muslim? Who knows, really. Black? Who knows. Gay? Who knows. Is his name actually Barack Obama? Is he even American? Who the hell knows, really.

We’re told a bunch of stuff about this character, and who knows if any of it is true. Is this person a Muslim? We were told so, initially, but then that was backtracked and erased from the official narrative. Is he black? Half black? Possibly, but he looks somewhat neither, from my perspective. He looks vaguely Arab to me, like he might have some North African ancestry. *Shrugs*. Is he gay? I don’t know. Could be. Is Michelle even a woman? Joan Rivers said that “Michelle” was actually a transvestite, and then she died a very suspicious death. Who knows.

Does this person even make decisions? Possibly, but probably not, considering his activities. We have four massive wars going on right now- one in Afghanistan, one in Iraq, one in Syria, and one in the Ukraine, and there are catastrophic economic problems and meltdowns happening in many nations across the globe, and Barack Obama spends his time… golfing.

Seriously. That’s all he does, besides fundraising and playing basketball. He has logged way more time on the golf course than any other President in history. So does this person actually make any decisions? Does he even know what’s going on? Could he spot the Ukraine on a wordless globe if pressed to do so?

Who knows.

My suspicion is that this person, whoever he is, doesn’t have a religion, in the same way that he doesn’t have a country, a race, a name, or any seemingly ideas of his own that aren’t given to him by the teleprompter. He looks like a puppet. He certainly acts like one.

I’ll never forget the last time I actually sat down and listened to this person give a complete speech. It was after the “assassination of Osama”, which so conveniently happened after the government released a very, very suspect “birth certificate” as “proof” of “Obama’s” “American citizenship”.

I remember sitting there in disbelief as this squat, funny looking gremlin was trotted out in front of the world as being my leader. It was ridiculous, and made even more so by the stupid, incomprehensible reactions of my family’s liberals, all of whom insisted that this was some important moment in history, and no, I couldn’t go upstairs yet because that would be rude.

So I had to just sit there and watch as that whole preposterous ventriloquist show played out in front of me. And then I had to sit and watch as CNN showed a “spontaneous celebration” on some college campus, I guess, somewhere, that showed that things were OK, somehow, so go back to sleep, America.

It was so very weird and creepy.

Well, it was a lie. Of course it was, and everyone in the world knows it besides the dupes, like my family’s liberals.

Remember the poll that said that over a third of Americans believed that the President didn’t even like America? I mean, it wasn’t them being asked if this person was an American citizen, it was a poll asking people if the guy even liked living here at all.

And people, not even I would go that far. I would absolutely say that that person likes living in the US. I mean, look at how much time he spends on the golf courses here!

So we have a situation in which maybe the majority of people, and certainly the majority of conservatives, distrust “Obama” more than I do, and I absolutely despise him. This is such a stupid, stupid situation, and one that can’t possibly end in anything but disaster.

Back to my original point… there are too many lies. Way, way, wayyyyyy too many. Even if “Obama” had been a competent and respectable leader, even if the economy were actually doing well as opposed to falling into the abyss, there still would be too many lies, I think, for the liberal establishment to escape from his Presidency with its credibility intact.

There are so many lies that in my view it discredits completely the entire order. It’s laughable to see the GOP debate some African born illegal alien “President” about his domestic policies as though he even knows what country this is. The GOP is presumably run by people with education over the third grade level, so they must know that his character isn’t even American. If we know it, than so do they, and the fact that he was allowed into the political order in any way discredits so much of the whole system. The future of politics here is a gaping abyss. I mean, even more so than it is now.

And everyone else sees this, too. This is why other nations- essentially all of them at this point- are turning away from “Obama’s” leadership. They can see plain as day that this person has no credibility in his own country. They can see clearly the gaping divisions within the US, divisions that all of the regime’s clumsy attempts at fixing only make worse.

The fact Americans themselves refuse to stand behind the clown in the Oval Office means that Obama has no legs to stand on internationally. Why would another country follow Obama when he can’t inspire his own country?

I don’t know of what the ultimate fallout of Obama’s Presidency will be, though I do believe that at least one race war is inevitable at this point. And it seems as though I’m not alone in the line of thinking, as it looks like Obama’s puppetmasters recently tried some more stupid, clumsy things to get some kind of gun control rules onto the books to disarm their enemies here before things get even more divisive and fragile.

I’m referring to the recent attempt by the ATF to ban some types of rifle ammo.

This was dumb, dumb, dumb. Any fool could see that this would backfire, but Obama and his clique of idiots went ahead with it anyways, perhaps out of desperation. It looked sad. So very, very sad. Here, let me help with why this initiative failed:

1) There is zero trust between the conservative public and “Obama”. No lasting agreement on any subject can be made without trust.

2) There has been no attempt, and I mean none, by anyone within the government or media to alleviate the immense problem of black on white crime. Obama won’t even mention it as existing, let alone offer up any solution. See, let’s compare Obama’s immature foolishness with Bill Clinton’s expertise:

Clinton was the last President to successfully curtail the proliferation of guns in America, and he was able to do this because he went after the black criminals *first*. It was during Clinton’s Presidency that the black prison population exploded. What Clinton did was he made a show of aggressively targeting the black neighborhoods for cleaning before his ban, to solidify support for the ban with the conservative public. So he threw the criminals in prison first, and *then* he passed his assault weapons ban. See, that’s how you do it.

What you *don’t* do is try to change gun laws like that blundering fool in the White House. You don’t publicly make friends with criminal, white hating rappers like Jay-Z and Kanye West and then afterwords try to ban the ammo and guns that conservatives use.

3) It’s the economy, stupid! The US is now in its seventh year of economic depression. Its SEVENTH YEAR. We’re neck deep in the longest and most pronounced economic decline in US history, and the preposterous, stupid as hell official line from Obama is that things are going well, even though the average ten year old in Zimbabwe wouldn’t be naive enough to believe that at this point.

4) To expand on point 2, you can’t disarm a country if everyone in it thinks you sympathize with the criminals. Whatever his puppetmasters have him do, it’s clear the Obama himself has a major problem with “lower class” white people. Witness his repeated praises of thugs like Trayvon. Witness his schmoozing with white-hating racialist demagogues like Sharpton. Read the passages that appear in his books when he talks about whites.

Why would anyone willingly give his enemy his weapons? That isn’t how things work!

This is all just so dumb, dumb, dumb.

The fallout from all of this is going to be dreadful, utterly dreadful, for the left. They’re going to lose everything. They’re not going to be getting out of the corner they’ve boxed themselves into. IMHO, that couldn’t be done by the best. The clowns running the show now have no hope.

Taylor Swift, Part II

Sunday, March 15th, 2015

Ok, so I just looked on her instagram and saw THIS:

JESUS CHRIST.

This is a CLEAR reference to Robert Mitchum’s The Night of the Hunter. I mean, it’s clear and obvious.

I mean, I knew she was scary and obsessive but this… this is above and beyond anything I could have imagined.

#OhMyGodHereSheComes

#RunForYourLivesEveryoneIt’sTaylorSwift

Taylor Swift

Sunday, March 15th, 2015

is creepy as hell sometimes. I mean, it’s OK when I stalk her online; I mean, I’m supposed to, I’m a fan; but her- a celebrity- stalking her own fans?

Crazy. Creepy.

Amber Tamblyn

Sunday, March 15th, 2015

Amber Tamblyn. Amber. Tamblyn.

AmberTamblyn.

Am. Ber. Tamblyn.

I LOVE her name. It’s like crack for the tongue.

Amber Tamblyn.

Um, Wow.

Sunday, March 15th, 2015

That moment when you’re concentrating intently on a game of DOOM at 2:30 in the morning in an unlit room, with the music off and the sound effects blasting, and your computer accesses your CD drive for some reason and starts blaring Taylor Swift’s “Welcome to New York”.

Wow.

Thoughts on the Death of Liberalism, Part IV

Thursday, March 12th, 2015

They’ve lost their minds.

In what world is the media’s response to the SAE frat video appropriate?

What crime did the kids in that video commit? Well, they didn’t commit any crime. Not one. Who did they hurt?

Nobody. Absolutely nobody.

Yes, some people I’m sure felt discomfort or shock. But did the video actually hurt anyone? Did it actually cause anyone physical pain? No. No it didn’t.

So why has this video been frontpage news for what, three days now? Yes. Three days. What the fuck, people?

People, we are engaged in 4 major wars, and we’re losing every one of them. I mean the wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and the Ukraine. We’re losing four wars at once. And the week’s major news is this video?

What the FUCK?

What we’re seeing here in the reaction to the frat video is that the media is off somewhere in fantasy land. In no way would a sane media react in the way that it has to this video.

Liberals… don’t get it anymore. They don’t get anything. They’re nuts. They’ve lost the plot completely and in the most extreme and alarming ways.

They’re acting like sadistic, maniacal tyrants, because that’s what they are.

In what world is it appropriate to ruin the lives of a bunch of kids over mere words said amongst friends? Over a handful of jokes that were never meant to be public anyways?

Liberals- you are vile, despicable monsters. What the hell are you doing? How can any reasonable or decent person cheer on the destruction of young lives because of a joke video?

Liberals, you are doing things that will destroy you. You are dumb bullies who do not think about the consequences of your actions.

Making your maniacal efforts to destroy the lives of innocent young people center stage in the news like this will only turn the public against you. Every action such as this creates a million more enemies.

You are fools. Despicable, monstrous fools. All of you.

Your era is over.

Hayley Williams

Tuesday, March 10th, 2015

did something interesting the other day. I’m referring to the outfit she wore at the “Parahoy” thing she did a few days ago.

Well, that’s good. It looks like my worst fears about Hayley- that she would become boring, or even worse, boring and irritating, were overblown; at least for now.

Truth be told- I had actually forgotten about her. Honestly, I couldn’t tell you the last time I even opened her directory. I was quite surprised when Taylor mentioned her on twitter after the hacking scandal. I do kind of hate to say that, but lately I’ve been obsessed with Tay and HeForShe and everything associated with the Oscars and global geopolitical shifts and economic upheavals and race wars and my job and everything else so… I forgot about Paramore entirely. Oops.

Obviously, this means that my fears of Hayley somehow hurting me were overblown as well. Now that I’m re-reading some of what I wrote earlier, I’m amused that I would even think such a thing, if only for a few minutes. IDK, I do get pretty emotional over little things sometimes. I think I have an inner drama queen hidden deep, deep inside me… somewhere.

Tay- don’t think it. Don’t EVEN think it.

So, for the time being, I guess I’ll experiment with Hayley some more. Hopefully, she’ll be able to use my attentions as well as Taylor can and make something really nice with her next album.

I’ll be waiting.

And judging.