Sighinide

Apple butter. Hmmm… apple butter.

Apple… BUTTER. Apple fucking BUTTER!!!!!

OH MY GOD.

“We gon’ make a movie, a movie, and it’s gon’ be in 3D, in 3D”
– Miley Cyrus, “My Darlin”

“Every single night and every single day
I’mma do my thang, I’mma do my thang”
– Miley Cyrus, “Do My Thang”

“We run things, things don’t run we”
– Miley Cyrus, “We Can’t Stop”

With the release of Bangerz, it is now clear- Miley Cyrus is perhaps the greatest voice in Western letters.

Who was Chaucer? Who were Wordsworth and Proust? After browsing Miley’s lyrics, I can tell you; they were nobodies.

Their masterpieces, as well as the best works of all the other so-called masters, are mere baubles compared to the Sistine Chapel that is Bangerz.

I love autumn. It’s such a special season.

I love the way it feels on me when I walk outside. I love it’s cool, clean air and the way it touches my skin and makes me feel all comfortable in my jacket.

I love curling up in my soft blankets with it surrounding me.

Autumn is when I get to be outside. I don’t have to worry about the allergies of Spring or the blazing sun of Summer which is so harsh on my fair flesh. In Autumn… I can simply walk outside and be comfortable. I treasure that so much and miss it the rest of the year.

I can’t wait for Halloween this year. I love seeing the expectant eyes of the kids brighten when I give them candy. Also- Halloween means that Thanksgiving and Christmas and my birthday are coming up. Always nice things to think about.

Considering all the goodness that is coming up, I think I’d like to stay away from political outbursts and controversy and just enjoy the season. At any rate, now that I’ve said what I’ve needed to say, there isn’t much that needs to be done besides let history take it’s course. I think I’ve got the ball rolling in a good direction. All of those kids who saw my tweets understand, now, how to defend themselves against the government, and why they need to.

The real audience for my angry tweets wasn’t necessarily the people I addressed them to. I typed my tweets for the kids who grew up in the liberal Hollywood bubble, who didn’t think that things like mass corruption and fraud and censorship existed in our society. Before I came along, these sheltered kids didn’t even consider the fact that Obama and the Clintons might be frauds and felons. The Bushes, maybe, but certainly not the Clintons. I know how they think- “Government corruption and coverups are a third world thing, right? We don’t do that here. I mean, Bill Clinton is soooo nice to everyone.” This is wrong, of course, so I opened their minds a bit as to how the world actually works. This way, if/when Barack Obama is arrested and brought before an international tribunal, they won’t be so stunned.

Also, I can’t see it, but I suspect that my tweets have done enormous damage to those that I feel wronged me when I was young. I got my revenge on the multiculturalists by laying the groundwork for society’s real downtrodden- poor white males- to assert themselves. They can fight, now that I’ve shown them the way. They know now that they aren’t alone and that they can stand up for themselves and damage the machine if they must. All that they need now is the drive to act, and that will come in time.

I think I might have won. Good. But we will see what happens as the years pass.

Take that, Wesleyan! I thought of you and those damned diversity classes when I was tweeting. Ha!

If I have one regret, it’s that my tweets seem to have emboldened the anti-Obama plutocrats, who I think are almost as bad as Obama himself. I was the one who made extreme, warlike hostility to Obama cutting edge and cool. In some ways, I think that I might have been the inadvertent author of this government shutdown. Which I should think is OK- after all, that’s what I initially wanted and worked so hard for- but I wanted the system to shut down so that it could devote itself to helping the real disadvantaged in our society. I didn’t want it to shut down to benefit billionaires.

What I wanted was to create a system-wide crisis so that people would be forced to take a look at the problems I talked about over and over again- black crime, out of control immigration, the systematic oppression of poor whites, etc. About 2 years ago, when I took it upon myself to re-mold the leaderless extreme right in my image, I fed their rage and then tried to focus it like a laser on those problems. Unfortunately, the far right ignored the substance of my message and just decided to “get angry”.

Oh well. I am young, and am still learning how to be an effective oligarch. Unfortunately, there is no modern “How-To” manual for being a tyrant. I’ll figure it out as I go along, I guess.

Whatever.

For now, I’m going to relax a bit and actually enjoy the season. I can’t wait to spend some time away from my computer… outdoors. It will be nice.