Alright, so I’ve been sick now for like… a month and a half.
Holy Jeebus, this thing is a Goddamn nightmare.
To recap this living hell for myself, and I guess to scare the shit out of everyone else on Earth, I’ve decided to document every detail of the unfolding horror and my response to it here.
Alright, here we go.
So basically, I got “Covid”. Or rather, Ur- Covid. I’m patient zero, so I guess that I have the variety that others will be getting in the future (?). Well… truth be told, I have no clue how this stuff works.
I think it’s like… Covid is an artificial life-form. Its a quasi AI, a sentient semi-organic entity that chooses it’s targets based on it’s own mysterious criteria. It may not entirely be of this Earth, or this plane of existence, owing to it’s apparent quantic properties.
Some thoughts, here.
Covid IS REAL. IT IS NOT FAKE. Some, mostly Trump supporters, think it is fake. They are horribly horribly mistaken. Secondly, it is indeed transmitted by a virus, amongst other avenues. Viruses ARE REAL. THEY ARE NOT IMAGINARY. Again, some people on the Trump- supporting side of things have taken to believing that viruses are fantastical; these people are very misguided. Perhaps viruses are, like Covid may be, artificial in part if not wholly, but they do indeed exist.
It’s been weird, scary, and surreal. I’ve brought out the full bore of my archwizard powers against this thing and it just kinda… I don’t know, doesn’t respond. The pain of this is un-fucking-real. The paralysis, the reality that your body is falling apart, your melting tissue, it’s a circus of body horror. Yikes!
At the onset of this… monstrous, inhuman… “disease” … I shocked my body with one of my… de-parasitization attacks. I killed, I guess, a small human liver fluke and some kind of two inch long orangish red weird segmented worm thing about a millimeter in diameter. That’s it. Nothing, really. Covid was unaffected by all of this.
I pulled out all the tricks in my archwizard handbook. I raised by vibrational rate to it’s highest, hoping to shake it off. That failed. I lowered it to it’s lowest, then ping-ponged it between both. That did nothing. Everything did nothing. I pooled my chakra and attacked it head on. No effect. Blond powers did nothing, demonic powers did nothing, quantum powers did nothing, even necromancer powers could not touch this shit.
Now, maybe I’m not being fair… all of these powers did something. Help with this, alleviate this pain, guide me through this maze, give me this answer, etc.
But I’m saying that they couldn’t fix the underlying issue. The problem fundamentally is that this “disease” is not organic. It’s cyborg-ish. Not natural.
Let me put it succinctly: Covid is a fucking horror show. I don’t know how else to describe this. Here, let me run down the symptoms I’ve experienced.
- Crippling, debilitating internal wounds that do not heal. My arms and legs are badly swollen with internal injuries that refuse to heal. And this is significant, since due to my superhuman chi reserves and enhanced immune system I typically heal at a rate 2 or 3 times faster than a normal person. Seriously though- these injuries COME ON SUDDENLY, APPEAR IN MULTIPLE PLACES AT ONCE AND DO NOT HEAL.
- Bleeding all over inside the mouth. The gums, the tongue, the cheeks, the lips, literally everywhere. This… is horrible, and it came on suddenly, all at once. To fix this nightmare I had to spend an hour a day (!) on mouth care. I had an horrible infection of some kind underneath my gumline, all over my mouth! We’re talking upper and lower jaw, front and back. Jesus Christ!
- Eye infections, bladder infection, colon infections, etc. My eyes got infected, I got a bladder infection (apparently almost impossible for a middle aged male), and I got a horrible infection or something in my intestines, the less talked about the better. Holy God!
- Nausea/ vomiting, insomnia/ extreme fatigue, many other symptoms, too many to list. The insomnia may be due to my body becoming intoxicated with… unnatural/unusual substances from Covid.
Alright, look… this thing, or at least, the version of this thing that I get personally, is bad, very very bad indeed. Maybe this is just for me, I don’t know. It might be, since I don’t hear of many people who have these symptoms (although maybe they’re the dead ones, IDK), but… IDK.
I’ve kept my body together because of my enormous chi reserves, my vast pool of occult knowledge, and a few specific spells, like my youth spell. This spell is so powerful it affects even those around me, like my parents. My parents have definitely benefitted from this spell even if they don’t know it, that’s for sure.
Since I get this thing frequently I’ve leaned very hard on my blond powers to unlock the secrets and benefits of the allopathic medical system, and that’s also helped tremendously. It’s given me over a million dollars worth of tests and doctor visits- for free. Quite impressive. Thank you, blond superpowers!
The necromancer powers as always guide me to where I need to be. An army of undead servants is a valuable thing.
Well… I’m kinda babbling, but the point here is basically this:
People are fucked if my experience with Covid becomes “normal”. Many many people will die. Millions. Billions, maybe. Please do not make my experience normal! I mean, if choice is even an option, here.
I wonder if I’m being punished, somehow. IDK. Maybe that’s another essay. But it’s hard to not wonder, since this thing is so painful and unnatural.
Even my quantum powers seem stifled by this disease, since it seems to have quantic powers of it’s own, of some other variety. Seriously. It’s just… this is just… nuts.
It’s scary.
Well… that does it for this one, I guess.
*Whew*