I had wayyyyyy too much stuff to talk about today concerning Disney+, so I just introduced a ton of topics in the last post, and didn’t fully explore any of them.
So, take pretty much everything in the previous post here with a block or two of salt.
I think I’ll watch Avalon High with Britt Robertson today. See how that goes. I mean, if I feel up to it.
Jeebus, what did I even get myself into, lol.
So, I finally used that Disney+ gift certificate I got from my sister back in 2020 and signed up for the service.
I mean, why not.
First impressions… I’m glad I did. There’s a lot there, in some ways more than I had expected. So there’s a lot to watch and a lot to learn.
I like having the ability to go and watch some of the stuff I missed from my girlfriends that first time around. There’s a bunch of TV movies like Girl Vs. Monster, Bad Hair Day, and other, similar flicks that I’ve always wanted / needed to watch but never really got the opportunity to. So… those are on the list, for sure.
I also like having the ability to rewatch classic stuff that I liked as a kid but haven’t seen since. I mean there’s the animated classics of course, but also movies like The Nutty Professor, and The Apple Dumpling Gang.
Alot of the content on Disney+ is bringing back a lot and I mean a lot of memories. Way more than I had expected, and in way more ways than I ever anticipated. It’s kinda surreal. Seriously.
Well… where do we even begin with all this, lol.
Ok, well.
Uhm… okay. Well.
I saw a few episodes of Olivia Rodrigo’s show, Bizardvark (I know that that’s not how it’s spelled, but IDC, lol). Wow did they include tons of me in those episodes. They seemed to build the whole of… everything, the characters, the props, the situations… I mean, everything, off of shockingly specific stuff that happened in my childhood. Somehow, these people remember more about the details of my parents’ old house than I do. In one scene they recreated down to the smallest detail the old house’s bathroom and bathtub. I mean, they had an exact replica of the tub, with the same water handles, the same drain and handbars, the same curtain, and it was all the same color, etc. Really weird and uncanny. I mean, if I had tried to remember all of those details on my own, I could not possibly have done so with that amount of accuracy.
It was like peering into a portal created by a time machine, or something. What even the fuck is happening, lol.
It almost seems as if the people making these shows lack their own memories, or something, and are just using mine in place of theirs.
At any rate, I will be watching Olivia Rodrigo’s movie, and her documentary, and then I will be spending more time with her, like everyone knows and expects I will. I mean, this is what they flat out told me would happen, pointedly and repeatedly, in the series. And it looks like they were right.
This stuff is so… uncanny it’s almost as if Olivia was manufactured, or something, specifically to be one of my girlfriends. Like she was made to order. I mean, if I’m reading the series correctly, they almost come out and say this directly, even.
Or maybe not even “almost”. Honestly I wonder.
I remember joking around with Debby Ryan once when I told her that she and the other Disney girls seemed like they were hatched underneath Epcot or something. At the time I thought that idea was ridiculous and hilariously dumb.
Now… uh… well. I mean… it’s not impossible, I guess.
How else do you even explain some of this stuff?
Olivia seems just… made to order. If you take Victoria Justice, Debby Ryan herself, a touch of Olivia Holt, a pinch of Taylor Swift, a hint of Bridgit Mendler, and a dash of Selena Gomez, and you put all of this into a blender, you get Olivia Rodrigo. Even her name seems designed to trigger certain things in my subconscious.
And I’m not talking just about her music, or her personality. I mean, even her looks, down to her facial structure, hair type and specific body shape. All of it, taken together as a genetic package, just seems designed to fit into a certain part of my mind.
I’ve been holding off a bit on her, just because of this. Because… what even the fuck, lol. Sorry but this is just a little confusing, or something.
Or something.
IDK.
Seriously, what the fuck is going on here, actually? Does anyone actually know the complete story, or are we all just lost here?
IDK.
At any rate, I like a lot of what I see on Disney+.
I like the animated shows for sure. I’ve been watching Star Vs. the Forces of Evil a lot lately, usually while riding the exercise bike. It’s a lot of fun. Great show.
Star herself is one of my girl alters, of course. I think she used my twitter account a few times, probably to tweet to Disney stars, natch. I think I remember her tweeting Bella Thorne. Kinda cool to see how she got her own show.
TBH I pity people who are new to all this trying to figure it out, haha. I mean, if even I can’t make sense of it…
LOL.
Well, whatever.
I will watch pre- Tom Jacobsen stuff for sure, just to get away from myself a bit. Thank God I have the opportunity to do this.
I have fond memories of watching classic live-action Disney stuff as a little kid in Grandma’s house. In some cases I only saw some of those movies with my grandparents. Like, IDK, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and Apple Dumpling Gang. It’ll be nice to see those again, and maybe reminisce a little about how things used to be.
I saw the original Alice in Wonderland the other day. Awesome movie. Gorgeous animation. Fantastic music. Great voice acting. Took me back for sure. I wore out the VHS back in the day. Well worth a rewatch.
Man do I wish for simpler times, sometimes.
I wish the original Alice shorts were there but I guess you can’t have everything. And I’m probably the only person who would watch them anyways.
I also really wish Song of the South was there as well. Couldn’t they just slap a disclaimer on it? Seriously. I saw it back in grade school, in class. Granted, this was in the 80’s, but still, it’s not that “bad”, really, or even at all. Couldn’t they counter any accusations of “racism” by pointing out that the movie took home the first Oscar for a racial minority? I mean, seriously. Why not?
Speaking of the disclaimers, Christ, they are annoying as shit. They even put one of those on Aladdin, for fuck’s sake. That doesn’t even make logical sense. The Arabs and Persians in past centuries were Caucasians; they were and still are White, descendants of the Visigoths, Aryans and warlords like Alexander the Great. There is nothing ethnically “wrong” with Disney’s Aladdin and it’s Caucasian voices or cultural references. Even today, the upper classes in the Arab world across the board look strikingly European and / or Jewish. They look nothing like the people on the street. Mohammad, if he existed, probably looked like me.
But, that’s a different essay, for sure.
So I saw Aladdin and one of it’s straight to VHS sequels, lol. I mean, why not. The sequel was unabashedly dumb but it had it’s charms. I mean, they gave the bulk of the important musical duties to Gilbert Gottfried, of all people. I actually laughed at the idea of that. But… it was dumb fun, something to have on when playing a video game or something.
I have zero interest in anything Star Wars. Gods, have my opinions about that franchise changed over the years.
I mean, this is another essay in and of itself, but egads, am I bored to shit of Star Wars. I’m just sick beyond sick of the franchise.
The last movie I saw in a theater was The Last Jedi, and God, was that fucking movie boring as hell. It just dragged and dragged on and fucking on. It was boring, self absorbed to the extreme and overlong. Rian Johnson massively fucked up.
The 8th movie in a 9 movie franchise is not the time to be “experimental”. Seriously, what was he thinking? What a jackass.
And Sci-Fi at any rate is clearly not his genre. Seriously, WTF was he doing? The film was like 2 and a half hours of pointless floundering. It sucked, and the critics who liked it were wrong.
I checked out after TLJ and honestly that’s it for me.
When I was younger, there were a batch of film critics that went against the grain made it clear that they didn’t like Star Wars, and didn’t like the influence the series had on our culture. I thought they were just out of touch. Now, I see their point.
This old debate comes to mind. I think I get what Simon is saying better, now.
I talked about film critic Jonathan Rosenbaum before on this blog. He hated Star Wars. I mean, he actively hated the franchise and it’s influence. He thought that Empire was a bad movie and IIRC correctly never bothered to watch Jedi. I thought he was just being, IDK, stubborn. Now, I get the points he was making. I don’t agree fully, but yeah, I get it, now.
People took Star Wars wayyyy too seriously, and they put a bunch of shit in the franchise that didn’t belong there. I think the best movie in the series by far is the original cut of the first movie (what was released as Star Wars back in the 70’s) with each subsequent film just getting worse.
Star Wars is a masterpiece, maybe the best pop movie ever released by Hollywood, Empire is really good, but not on par with it’s predecessor, Jedi is very good, almost as good as Empire, and then you get the special editions, which were not as good as the originals, and then it just gets progressively worse from then on. TPM is better than Clones, which is better than Sith, which is better than TFA, etc. TLJ was outright bad, and the last movie, whatever it was called, was just dreadful.
I can see the franchise critics’ point, now. The series has an inherent shallowness to it. Any attempt at making it seem more “deep” or whatever only ruins whatever good qualities the series has, because there’s no way to make a big budget retread of Flash Gordon deep.
Contemporary racial and sexual politics, in particular, have no place in the series, and can only ruin it’s good qualities.
I read some reviews of Obi-Wan online, and it seems like it’s just more predictable shit. I won’t be watching.
Same with Marvel. I’ll watch the 80’s and 90’s stuff, mostly for nostalgic purposes. Not interested in the new stuff. That world was fascinating when it was new to me, back when I was reading 80’s Avengers comics on my bedroom floor. Back when the comics themselves were well written with some incredible world building between the different series. The foundations were so nice that I could build on Marvel’s world with my own little worlds for the characters.
The Disney stuff… I’m sure, just can’t compare. And it won’t. So I won’t bother with it.
But, this essay is already too long, again.
I will watch a lot of the stuff on Disney+ for sure. All of the old animated films definitely. Everything from Pixar for sure. All of the shorts, yes. The old live-action stuff, classic Simpsons, yes, absolutely.
Can we get the old Mickey Mouse stuff on there, too? Not just Steamboat Willie, but everything. What about the old Mickey Mouse Club shows? That would be fucking awesome.
And, now that I’m thinking about ex-girlfriend Debby Ryan yet again, why not Radio Rebel? Or that other movie she did about a 16th birthday, or whatever.
Needless to say, there is more that needs to be explored, here. Probably a lot more. Probably many volumes more.
I might write about this subject again.
We’ll see.
It’s been awhile since I blogged anything, so I figured… why not, let’s churn one out and see how it goes. Let’s tackle an easy subject for me: physical health.
Ok, so… well, I exercise, lol.
Yeah, I’m a little rusty at this.
Ok, so… I still do pilates, of course. That routine is the lynchpin of everything I do physically, exercise-wise. It’s my foundation- my branching off point that allows me to do everything else.
I’ve been working on that routine for, IDK, something like 10 years now, and I’ve at this point run out of exercises to add. All I can think of to work on is probably the most difficult version of oblique V-ups. Everything else I can find online is simple, almost effortless. I barely break a sweat at the rest of it, anymore.
I just do my usual routine of ten reps per exercise, and I go through my huge list of exercises, one by one.
It’s fun.
To make things interesting, I added exercises for my deep internal muscle sets, like those for my inner neck, central chest and deep abdomen. And I do breathing exercises now, to directly strengthen the lung muscles. And inner pelvic exercises, etc. They’re surprisingly difficult, but fun, once you do them enough. So… neat.
I recently got a smartwatch to help with all this. It turns out my pilates routine burns around 300 calories and lasts about an hour and a half. Interesting.
It’s a Garmin, the Venu 2 Plus. Pretty good watch. Great battery life. Good stuff. It should help I suppose.
At any rate, I love just… relaxing, tossing on some nature sounds, and exercising. I usually put on some kind of light show while I do it, to help with the whole “zoning out” aspect of this. I have these lasers I bought on eBay awhile back that I shine on the ceiling. I discovered that they produce some weird psychedelic effect if you stare at them long enough as they shine on a moving ceiling fan going at high speeds. Far out, man. LOL.
I have other kinds of cool LED lights, and weird screensavers on my TV and computer that I also use. All of this really helps me decompress for sure.
I mean, whatever. Everyone needs something, I guess.
Well, so that’s my foundational “thing”.
Beyond this, I do two dumbbell routines, one standing up, one lying down. Those are fun.
I’ve given up on traditional pushups, instead opting for a routine of purely knuckle pushups. Those actually work, which is nice. After years of trying I have come to the realization that I cannot do traditional pushups. My wrists won’t allow it, and I’ve read enough stories online from people who have had wrist problems from normal pushups to know that they would be a bad idea for me over the long run.
The knuckle ones work, though, so I do those instead now. They’re actually fun; I enjoy them. To ease my way into them, I’ve developed a routine of 7 varieties of those that I do on my knees, and over time I will transfer that same routine into the normal position. Then, if I still want to progress, I might decide to try one footed pushups.
And then, maybe many years down the line, perhaps the planche variety. But yeah that is a LONG way away for sure. But- that’s ultimately what I want. I’m more the type who enjoys a long journey, so… who knows? Maybe one day, years from now.
Due to the pilates stuff, I have enough core and leg strength to start on single leg squats, like the pistol squat and shrimp squat. So, I’m working on those now. Those will take awhile for sure, but I’m confident that I can do them in time. I tacked those onto my dynamic stretching/barre routine.
I got a bike, one of those little ones just for your feet. It’s cute and it works, lol. Why not?
Hmmn. You know- this is a lot, lol. Looking at it from a birds eye view… wow, I actually do a lot of stuff.
In other news, I think I discovered the reason that I’ve always been unable to get rid of the last stubborn 10-15 pounds. And it’s: (drumroll, please, lol) I’m not drinking enough water. I think that the majority of that extra weight is water weight, since I think I’ve been perpetually dehydrated.
What I’ve been neglecting to understand is that I do a lot of very demanding stuff, and all of it is very dehydrating, starting with the super intense psychic work that I do with my girlfriends. This is the reason I think that I am always so parched after fucking someone. The psychic energies that I harness are so powerful that using them dehydrates my body in ways that I don’t fully appreciate and that medical science cannot explain.
So- I’ve started chugging enormous amounts of water, and man, I feel a lot better. And I’m fitter now, too, and slowly improving still.
So yeah I think that that was what I was missing all along. I was so dehydrated from the supernatural and cybernetic stuff that I do that my body was forced to retain water to maintain equilibrium.
I could never understand why my pilates stuff couldn’t get rid of the last 10-15 no matter what. Now, I think I know.
It’s always in the last place you look, lol.
This brings to mind people like Garry Kasparov. The chess greats consume enormous, and honestly baffling, amounts of water and calories when they play in their tournaments. I’ve read studies on this. Even though they don’t move physically, they concentrate so hard and think so deeply on the game that their bodies use up all their available resources, just for the mental work.
I think something like that happens when I fuck Victoria Justice, or whomever. The human body can do what I do, but it’s demanding, maybe more than I have understood.
So, I will need to adjust.
Other stuff…
I think I did actually figure out what was wrong with my health, previous, that caused me to have those other medical difficulties. I think it really was the parasite-things and the internal gunk that caused those problems.
So in cleaning that crud out, I think I may have discovered and fixed the underlying problems that caused the issues. It’s perhaps just that the solution, once applied, took time to take ahold and for my body to self-correct.
I went through my library and found some of the stuff I killed or whatever mentioned in some of the books recommended to me by my old naturopathic mentors, like for example the weird popcorn-looking things that I mentioned last winter in the 2021 Year in Review post.
In one of those dusty old tomes those were identified as being dead polyps from the intestinal tract. I guess that makes sense, but, I’m not 100% sure that that’s what they are/were, mostly owing to their weird, rubbery shell/skin or whatever. I thought initially that those were some kind of weird parasite, perhaps something nobody has identified yet, since I couldn’t find anything about them anywhere else.
Of course it could be that I purged both polyps and unidentified parasites, I guess. Who the fuck knows.
I still think I killed off a few of those nasty, nasty unidentified worm-like creatures that naturopathic people are calling ropeworms. Christ, those things are simply evil. Holy hell, where do those things even come from? The mind boggles.
Beyond this, I remember purging an ugly looking red colored intestinal fluke, some liver flukes, and a couple of really bizarre, thin, rod shaped orange things. I remember those looking like orange needles. I couldn’t identify those anywhere, either. What even the fuck?
Some kind of oddball parasite, I guess. Were those flukes of some kind? I couldn’t tell. They were perfectly cylindrical, and long, like inches long, and very thin. They didn’t look like any worm or fluke or obstruction/stone I’ve ever seen or heard of. Weird as fuck, even for me.
Creepy shit, for sure. At any rate they’re all dead now, I think, and I feel a ton better. I do think my body self-corrected after doing this.
And I cleaned out as well whatever remained of my gallstones/intestinal plaque and stagnant bile/cholesterol or whatever. Yuck, for sure. Better out than in, tho, for sure. It’s the naturopathic life and I wouldn’t have it any other way. But still- yuck.
I’ve been trying to kill more stuff and purge more junk out for months now with no luck. Maybe that means I’m clean. I sure hope to hell it does.
All of this seems to still do me good, otherwise. A few weeks back I had a checkup at the doctor, and their new medical assistant did not believe I was in my mid 40’s. I started talking about things that happened after college, and he assumed I was talking about a couple years ago, not 20. LOL. He actually did a double take when I told him my age, and he checked it by looking up my birthday, I guess to make sure I wasn’t lying.
I definitely age differently than others do, for sure. My mastery of all things in the fields of black magic, cybernetics, naturopathy, energy work, exercise, nutrition, etc. has greatly and obviously slowed the aging process in my body. At this point it’s almost ground to a halt. It’s becoming clear to others now that I’m very, very different, except perhaps to people who see me every day, like my parents, and maybe my girlfriends.
But others, though, are having a very hard time believing me when I say I’m in my mid 40’s for sure. They seriously can’t process it at times, except with difficulty.
I may have legitimately achieved some form of eternal youth, here. Absolutely wild.
My body is at this point impervious to the effects of harmful electromagnetic radiation, except perhaps in extremely high doses. My energy field just absorbs that stuff and I believe actually converts it into usable chi/life energy that my organic cells use to power themselves and keep me young. It’s like the more “harmful” microwave energy I come into contact with, like those from cell phones and microwave ovens, the younger and more youthful I feel, think, and actually look. Really weird stuff, and I’m left wondering again if any of this could even be classified as “human”.
I can actually feel my body eating the Wi-Fi radiation from my laptop as I type this, so it can apparently convert that energy into usable organic life force. Really wild stuff. Seriously. This is not at all, and I mean not even remotely, how humans are supposed to energetically operate- and yet, here we are.
What I’m guessing is that I must have a vast network of cybernetics, both inside and outside my body, that target me directly, and have for decades, I think actually since before I was born.
What I suppose happened is that the constant, unending stream of maser, laser, X-Ray, radio and other forms of energy that have bombarded me, specifically, for generations have in fact altered my DNA, or perhaps my DNA altered itself to survive the bombardment, or both, IDK.
And I know now that I’ve been the target of very specific long distance mind control wetware cyborg Anti-Christ programming since before I was born, obviously to prep me for a role as future virtual global dictator. Maybe that had a hand in changing me, too. It probably did, tho honestly, I think it changed me in ways that nobody was expecting, or had even considered to be a possibility.
Whatever. Food for future thought, I guess.
I got a good vitamin regimen, of course, and other stuff.
Well, that’s enough for this one. A lot to process here for sure.