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Halloween 2025

Sunday, October 26th, 2025

Well, another Trick or Treat is down the hatch. Some thoughts…

Not much has changed. Not much really does, at least on a year-by-year basis.

The costumes are all roughly the same as they were the year before ofc, and the same as the year before that. There was a lot of Disney, I noticed… natch. One girl dressed up as Princess Sofia the First. That was cute. Another girl was Jasmine. There were a few Elsas, one Anna.

Some Harry Potter characters were sprinkled amongst the kids. A Dumbledore here, a Snape there. This year I noticed an Enid Sinclair- a first. There was a Mario and a Luigi pair, of course. There has been one of those for Halloween every year in this town for probably the last forty years.

There was a dinosaur, and… some other stuff, there was a Riddler costume that I liked. You don’t see many of those. Oddly enough I didn’t see one Batman, now that I think about it. Weird, that. Maybe I did and it just didn’t register, like… oh yeah, Batman, like, it’s Halloween, why wouldn’t a kid be dressed up as Batman? It would be like seeing a man dressed in jeans and a T-shirt at Walmart. So… yeah. *Shrug*.

One Pennywise that was well done, a pretty good Jason, some assorted zombies and vampires etc. and it was a very typical Halloween, a lot of fun etc.

Of the lot of kids I suppose the most popular category of costume would be “fairy princess”, alongside “undead thing”.

I noticed an uptick in the werewolves this year. Is that b/c of Enid? I wonder. I didn’t count them in the “undead thing” category BTW.

Other stuff… well there really isn’t much else to say, except to again contrast the Halloween of <current year> with those of my own youth. Leaving aside other aspect of the Holiday like movies (which can be seen at any time, really) the Trick or Treat experience really is profoundly different, or at least it is where I live.

These days you need a parent to chaperone kids around, believe it or not. Back in the day that would have been unheard of, almost baffling. The adults plan actual routes for the kids and almost all of the costumes are off the shelf. The hours are defined, and posted online even. It’s a very… packaged experience.

Halloween back then was… different. Adults didn’t accompany anyone, at least when we did it. Routes weren’t planned (or at least, not well, lol). Kids just kind of wandered and hoped that the older kids in the group knew where they were going and had some idea of what to do. This… was not always for the best. I did notice a distinct lack of crying amongst the youngest kids tonight. IDK, maybe having adults along isn’t so bad lol.

It also ends before it gets dark dark outside, which it didn’t used to- you used to have to eat dinner first and then go out, and by God, by then it was pitch black outside and cold as hell, and you couldn’t see anything, you were tired and starting to see things, blah.

Yeah I think that’s kind of it, the issue with Trick of Treating today, if there is one, is the distinct lack of… creepiness?

I mean not that I could feel that, considering my present chronological situation of being middle aged, but still.

In my “friend” group back in the day I was near the middle of the pack age wise. Older than me were a few hardened Gen X-ers who didn’t give a fuck about the dumb little kids who would routinely hold up the pack simply because they couldn’t keep up. Honestly I would feel sorry for them, but I guess we were all in that place at one point. I guess I was, although I don’t remember it.

What I do remember are the stories that the older kids used to tell the littler ones about the horrors that waited for them in those weird little shacks that were wayyyyyy off the beaten path. You know those houses- those odd little shanties that you can tell have people living there, but you can’t tell who is living there or why people are living there? Those places.

Stories about the owners of those places being forced to live in them because they used to eat children etc. Obvious nonsense but in the right context and with no adults present it can scare 6 year olds for sure. In cases like this it isn’t the Halloween decorations that are scary, but the *lack of* decorations, or frankly sentience, that is scary. Never had much luck with these places candy wise, and that’s probably for the best. Honestly should have left well enough alone TBH.

The candy is all very… samey, too. I stole quick glances in the bags as I deposited my offerings. It was all the famous stuff- Snickers, M&Ms, uh, you know, the famous stuff, back when I was a kid there was all of that and then there was… other stuff, IDK what it even was, but I would get odd things, candy stuff I couldn’t identify TBH, literally candy objects without names and dates or any identifying information whatsoever, and I’d put that stuff into a little pile afterwards and I’d be like… WTF is this? Am I brave enough to… eat(?)… this?

Sometimes I’d get cookies, like, actual cookies, in little bags, or loose apples (!) or… yeah, weird stuff, other things, odd things. Things like bits of scripture from Christian households, etc. The houses that gave out scripture used to get pelted with eggs as punishment lol. The ones that refused to give out candy / whatever would get TPed as punishment.

Come to think of it, I can’t think of a single Halloween in which a house (or multiple houses) in our town wasn’t punished for not adhering to the “rules” of Trick or Treating as set forth by my friends. This year while handing out candy I was thinking… that rule for requiring parents to be present at all times- was that in response to us? Well… *Shrug*.

Honestly, looking back, we were kind of terrible. I distinctly remember houses that were away on vacation desperately trying to offer us an olive branch by leaving us a vat of candy anyways, in the hopes that that would deter some unnecessary wrath. That was a smart move; I remember it working, but man, I ended up with a LOT of Snickers one year. I remember some puzzled looks from the parentals, yes, but other than that, everything seemed to go well.

Ah, what fun. Halloween, what a holiday!

A Few Thoughts on STARZ, Part II

Sunday, October 19th, 2025

A few weeks in and STARZ is not disappointing me, not at all, certainly not for a dollar a month.

I’m allllll for STARZ at this price.

The other day I watched a Mexican take on The Wizard of Oz starring Twitch streamer Jenn McAllister. Holy shit, lol!!!!! And TBH it wasn’t quite as bad as you might think it as being, either! I mean it was no masterpiece- far from it- but… yeah, I watched it! It was there! And I saw it. Yup.

Mmmmn hmmmn.

I noticed that this month STARZ features- get this- not one but TWO films starring none other than Dallas Lovato! Yes, they are the only streaming service on the planet to boast this unique feature I bet. Literally; you can check this out for yourself- if you DARE.

I considered the other day grabbing some popcorn and giving myself an evening to remember with a Dallas Lovato double header, just to say that I had, in fact, done so. Would I be the only person in history- save for perhaps those within the Lovato family itself- to have accomplished this? Who knows!

Love it! All this fun, for a mere buck a month? Hell yes!

Other nonsense…

I noticed some Chinese CGI comedy films about some random ass polar bears? Those are defo going in the cue lmao.

Yes I COULD just watch Tom Cruise movies like 99% of the rest of humanity, yes, I know. But I’m not IN the 99%, am I? I’m “different” and I fully intend to act like it God Damn it.

This platform is saturated with Blaxploitation (ok, literally literally, WordPress wants me to capitalize that lol) garbage and fine, fuck it lol. This is forreal just entertaining so what the fuck lol.

There are some gems here tho. I watched the second Snow Queen movie with Bella Thorne and surprise! It was good! It was in fact better than the first (?), tho TBH I saw that one a looooooooong time ago so I don’t remember much of it honestly.

Well, whatever.

Fuck it, I’m bored AF already.

A Few Thoughts on Instagram, Part II, Addendum to the Addendum

Monday, October 6th, 2025

One last thought, before bed… yeah I do realize the supreme irony of me shielding Kenzi from my Tom The Vampire Twitter Profile, since her show, Vampirina: Teenage Vampire, was practically ripped from it’s still beating heart, but- this stuff doesn’t need to make “sense” I guess, lol.

Nurture before nature?

Yesh.

A Few Thoughts on Instagram, Part II, Addendum

Monday, October 6th, 2025

How did I… get here?

As in, how did I end up, here, the darling of the Disney set?

Twenty years ago I was spinning Anal Cunt albums and discussing Burzum’s philosophies, such as they were, on weird underground metal boards. I still have a copy of Vargsmal on PDF form on one of my externals I’m sure.

So…. what happened?

How the fuck did I end up here?

At least when Seth Putnam, Infernus or Count Grishnackh poked fun at me (and believe me, they did) it seemed to carry a kind of inherent equality to it owing to our similar demographic circumstances. Nowadays there’s always a slight and unavoidable edge to it owing to the difference in economic status, if not internet, ah, “status”.

But like… that’s neither here nor there, right? I mean, how did I get… HERE?

I mean it’s kinda mindblowing innit?

I mean it’s not bad, it’s not, but… it’s kinda bewildering, I guess.

I mean… IDK TBH.

*Scratches head*

I did notice that I’m one of the few people allowed to DM Disney stars irrespective of their age, interestingly enough. I believe that that is because I consciously decided to make my Instagram “clean” and positive to a fault. I like the Ying/Yang effect of having a TomTheVampire Twitter that links back here and a TomJacobsen80 Instagram that, I guess, will link to a Threads that will undoubtably be irreverent and positive (if not nurturing).

I plan to continue to use my Insta (if I can keep it, looking at you, Meta AI!) to broaden and nurture my relationships with my younger GFs like Julia and Kenzi, etc., who are apparently all about the idea. They didn’t take much convincing, honestly. Once they saw who I was, wow…..

Freya Skye practically tripped over herself once I started following her, and, if I’m not mistaken, actually apologized to me for Meta AI removing my comment of a green heart emoji. It’s a long story and a while ago and it’s late, so… yeah.

I think it’s like… IDK, people want to be the next Laura, I think. Or the next Meg. Or something. I don’t want to talk about Laura anymore rn honestly, it’s so much bigger than what I’ve even discussed, she literally dumped her whole million+ Spotify fanbase for me and Christ… yeah. And the problem isn’t with her at all, and that’s the real problem, and the real reason I’m typing all of the stupid nonsense instead of going to fucking bed. I fucked up, not her. Like… for once, it was my mistake, not the girls’ even by my own arguably convoluted rules, and that’s like… UNBEARABLE, lolllllll.

Like, ugh. What happens when you can’t find fault? You run away, that’s what! You run away, and… that’s that.

You know what I’ll do? I’ll join the Jules LeBlanc fandom! I’ll comment on her YTs and stuff and that’s that.

It wasn’t my fault, it was those little quantum particles, those little thingies that are like smaller than like quarks or something? They were out of alignment or something? Yeah that was the problem I swear!

I think I’ll stop typing now lol

Yeah, re-reading this- I’m definitely the kind of writer that begs for an editor lol

A Few Thoughts on Instagram, Part II

Monday, October 6th, 2025

Well, I’m back.

And I’ve had some time to think.

I think I need flesh out my profile a bit in the “me” dept. I mean, the pics and such.

That, I will do. And… IDK, I guess I was too focused on… commenting? Which I what I do? I don’t know, I mean, that’s what the site is? LOL.

Reading the Instagram Reddit, it’s like… yeah, that’s what the site is, right? A place to look at celebrity pictures, a place to comment on celebrity stuff, etc. I mean, it’s not a place for, IDK, storage for whatever it is your doing for yourself, I mean, certainly not if you want to keep that stuff, b/c Insta can and will delete that shit on a whim, know what I mean?

See my earlier revelation about being punished for commenting a green heart to Freya Skye. Seriously… wut? And now it’s like… I get a schoolmarm-ish warning whenever I log in on my phone to comment on something, telling me to “treat other people with respect” yadda yadda because their AI is just… dumb, and apparently mischaracterized the heart as something else? Jeezus H Christ. Maybe it also misinterpreted some of my jokes, took them literally or something, or misunderstood them. That is always a problem with these things.

IDK it’s like… I’m still kinda getting used to the platform. In a lot of ways it has the problems of “old twitter”. Like… the celebs are there, and they tend to stomp on things, even when not intending to. It’s like the old adage, “When the elephants fight, it’s the grass that suffers”.

On a famous public profile like say Seventeen that is well known and well trafficked comments can get a lot of traction. I can post a comment on a random Jenna Ortega or Emma Myers picture there and easily get, say, a couple hundred likes. I just need to be clever and positive. Play to the masses.

On a celeb account, especially on an established celebrity’s account, not a chance. I can post the wittiest comment ever and come up with nothing. The reason being ofc is that the mega-celebs comment on each other’s posts, which annihilates everyone else’s comments, no matter how good, insightful, or funny.

Case in point- I was one of the first to comment on Olivia Holt’s post where she announced her third season of Cruel Summer. I had a smart comment- it was funny, clever, and poignant, and it was something to the effect of it being the “Cruelest Summer” or something somesuch, I don’t remember exactly what it was, but it was pretty good, but immediately after or before I hit post, I saw that Laura Marano posted something… IDK, boilerplate supportive of Olivia, and BAM, Laura’s comment was slammed instantly with 5000 likes (!!!!!!) and the entire comment feed was filled instantly in real time with same-y comments I swear to God within minutes. I swear to fucking God I watched this unfold with my own fucking eyes; it was God Damn surreal.

I was NOT one of those who liked her comment BTW.

So ofc Laura’s comment stayed lodged at the top, all of those comments similar to hers crowded around hers there, and the rest dropped to the bottom, where mine was.

Well… it was… as expected, ofc. That’s what this culture is. The celebrity playground is their playground. I mean… it’s ok, that’s what this is.

The difference is obvious. The Seventeen Instagram feed is a popular celebrity style profile but the celebrities themselves do not post on it. Therefore, I can get noticed. I can let my words fly, and take my time and curate my message without having to worry about hearing the tramping of a giant like Jules LeBlanc or Dove Cameron behind me.

Speaking of Laura… still kinda thinking about… that incident.

Still kinda embarrassed.

I wish I could take it all back. Is that dumb? Because it honestly is, and I know that it is, and I realize that it’s just the symbolism of the moment that is the problem, but still.

I just wish I didn’t love her so much, honestly. I mean, THAT is the sticking point here. It hurts, having a girlfriend I can’t talk to, and I know that this fact hurts her too, and this hurts me further in turn. It’s a never ending cycle of… I don’t want to say bad things because they aren’t, but things that maybe are a little hurtful sometimes?

I felt a little out of place during the IG Live. I did notice that I think I was the only guy there, and maybe (probably) the only Gen X’er. I mean… that’s OK. But everyone else there looked like they knew each other probably for decades and probably grew up using Instagram, and there was me, struggling with basic functions. I mean I belong there, I’m sure I do, I just… need time to think.

I did have some fun with the Disney Channel Insta today, just to clear the palate. That was… refreshing. Maybe I’ll stick with the current regimen.

I’m reeeeeeally tired. Not proofing this.

A Few Thoughts on Instagram, Addendum Edition

Sunday, October 5th, 2025

Just to follow up on the few thoughts earlier:

I decided to unfollow all the Laura accounts, and Vanessa too, because I reeeeeally can’t deal with this right now, b/c I have things going on, things that are more important, and, frankly, it’s like… I just can’t deal with the reality of that being the only IRL (i.e. face-to-…face (ish(?))) interaction with her I’ll ever have, lol.

IDK, I mean… it’s like… I’ve had so many social media interactions with celebs that were really good, lol. Likes and stuff, I mean. And I know this is very shallow but… I’ve gotten many likes from Kathryn Newton and had a shedload of great interactions with Meg Donnelly, I mean I singlehandedly got her back and posting on twitter (I mean, almost singlehandedly, but- you catch my drift) and aside from those incredibly epic twitter sprees during her two Cinderella Story playthroughs (which I wonder if she even remembers frankly) I’m not sure if we ever connected. Or maybe… we did, and I’m forgetting? Maybe I’m forgetting.

IDK.

But… it’s like… you know?

I don’t know.

Well… I have to go back to real life, and that kind of… sucks?

Ugh. But real life isn’t even real life- not anymore? I mean, now that we’re all transhuman cyborgs? Christ, what the fuck?

It boggles the mind, frankly, that someone who has been so connected with so many people with SO MUCH power and financial resource would be so, I don’t know, isolated. And- destitute, technically? Or, at least, in proportion?

Not being an idiot, I am of course well aware that these people are wealthy. No need to elaborate further.

But like… Jeezus. What the fuck? I mean I’m not begging on the streets but man, what is the mechanism to get them to toss me a bone or something? Is there one? I don’t understand, genuinely.

Maybe that’s the lesson, here. Turn inward?

Or is that just running away?

Fuck, I don’t know. Seriously, I have no idea, like at all.

My Disney+ is coming up for renewal soon and I’m debating cutting it this time. Too much money. Maybe I’ll renew over the summer, I don’t know. I mean… it’s just… damn, I don’t know. This stuff occupies sooo much of my headspace, you know? Like wayyyyyyy too much. Way, way too much. Maybe I would feel better, freer, happier without it hanging over me like some kind of everpresent guillotine.

It’s just… it feels like “work”, rather than “fun” if I’m being honest. Like life has become inverted somehow, weirdly.

It’s just…… toooooooooo much

A Few Thoughts on Instagram

Sunday, October 5th, 2025

Oof, well, there’s good things and bad.

Well… TBH, this is a BIG topic, so let’s narrow it down a little: let’s make this: a few thoughts on MY Instagram, as in, my Instagram Profile. My new one.

Some initial thoughts: There’s a LOT of bots. A LOT. I swear AT LEAST 80% of the “people” who like my posts / comments are bots, though I don’t check each one (any) of course. But still. Wow. Also, the same with the people who respond, especially those who are critical. I saw an account who was harshly critical of a comment I wrote once. Intrigued, I checked it out, to find that it was critical in a similar way of every single comment left for that picture, and there were hundreds. Huh. I guess it was a bot; I returned later to find out the comments were gone. What was the point? The mind boggles.

I got my account warned for commenting a green heart to a celebrity; I think it was Freya Skye. Lord knows why. I think the AI found something offensive about it. I can’t imagine a person reported it for some reason, altho I can’t rule out a prankster, but still, why would the system find that offensive regardless and rule in their favor? The mind boggles. Are green hearts offensive and red ones not so for celebs in certain demographics? Seriously, what the fuck? And yeah, that’s all it was. A single, solitary green heart emoji. No text, nothing else. WTF? In their message to me Instagram said that “other cultures” might find certain things sensitive, so take that into consideration, etc. but… yeah. Seriously. WTF?

Well, the big vent… today, Laura Marano had an Insta Live on her Team Laura Profile. It… didn’t go well, at least for me. My app being new, I had certain permissions turned off. And, my app being new, I was unaware of what a “Team” event entailed, and, at one point, I was invited to speak (!) which ordinarily would have been fine, except refer to the earlier part of this paragraph, where I mentioned that my permissions were askew, and… yeah. Things did NOT go well, and I made a colossal mess of everything, and afterwards had a horrible ugly mental meltdown in the shower and etc. etc. you know, the way things typically go in such cases. It’s like… OBVIOUSLY this would happen ofc, I mean, why WOULDN’T it, right? That’s literally the way things go, right? You would need to be living in some utopia to not expect this because a) this is me we’re talking about b) I’m new to Insta and all of these other people are not and c) bad luck and me are old friends anyways, older than anyone else at this point TBH.

So it was a total, complete and utter clusterfuck of a disaster and I tried to save face as best I could (and, to my credit, I vaguely did), but afterward, I thought to myself, WHY am I doing this? I mean, like, haven’t I done enough? Seriously? With all that I’ve done, haven’t I done enough already?

IDK, maybe I have. I guess we’ll see.

But it’s like… this whole disaster brought forth the whole problem with the platform. It’s designed from the ground up these days for people to simp for celebs and rich people. I hate to say it but it’s soooooo true. It’s for us to beg beg beg for table scraps and FEED THE AI and PAY FOR PREMIUM and WATCH THE ADS and BUY MY PRODUCT and God I just feel so… mortified, and used, and ugly, and… sad, and… worthless, IDK, in the face of all these perfect people and all their perfect lives and perfect careers and perfect mansions and perfect… everythings. Nothing goes wrong for them; they never ever make a mistake.

It’s just so damn humiliating.

Social media was mistake.

I really need a break from this stuff.

At any rate, I would be so so sad if that was like… my one chance to talk to Laura IRL, even if superficially, and I just… fumbled it bigtime, and in the most embarrassing way possible.

Christ, that would fucking suck.

Why even bother, then.

I REALLY need someone to talk to IRL about this stuff. That is the hurdle, here, methinks. That is the big stumbling block, and the reason I cannot progress.

I mean, or do anything, really.