A few weeks in and STARZ is not disappointing me, not at all, certainly not for a dollar a month.
I’m allllll for STARZ at this price.
The other day I watched a Mexican take on The Wizard of Oz starring Twitch streamer Jenn McAllister. Holy shit, lol!!!!! And TBH it wasn’t quite as bad as you might think it as being, either! I mean it was no masterpiece- far from it- but… yeah, I watched it! It was there! And I saw it. Yup.
Mmmmn hmmmn.
I noticed that this month STARZ features- get this- not one but TWO films starring none other than Dallas Lovato! Yes, they are the only streaming service on the planet to boast this unique feature I bet. Literally; you can check this out for yourself- if you DARE.
I considered the other day grabbing some popcorn and giving myself an evening to remember with a Dallas Lovato double header, just to say that I had, in fact, done so. Would I be the only person in history- save for perhaps those within the Lovato family itself- to have accomplished this? Who knows!
Love it! All this fun, for a mere buck a month? Hell yes!
Other nonsense…
I noticed some Chinese CGI comedy films about some random ass polar bears? Those are defo going in the cue lmao.
Yes I COULD just watch Tom Cruise movies like 99% of the rest of humanity, yes, I know. But I’m not IN the 99%, am I? I’m “different” and I fully intend to act like it God Damn it.
This platform is saturated with Blaxploitation (ok, literally literally, WordPress wants me to capitalize that lol) garbage and fine, fuck it lol. This is forreal just entertaining so what the fuck lol.
There are some gems here tho. I watched the second Snow Queen movie with Bella Thorne and surprise! It was good! It was in fact better than the first (?), tho TBH I saw that one a looooooooong time ago so I don’t remember much of it honestly.
Well, whatever.
Fuck it, I’m bored AF already.