Sighinide

I hate it.  When I first started masturbating, I did it by rubbing my penis on the side of my leg.  What happened is that my dick then became horribly curved.  Disfigured, even.  I mean, I developed a 90 degree curve both up *and* to the left.  Everything involving my dick became painful, if not impossible.  Sex was out of the question.

God, I was so dumb.  Why did I do that?  I became deeply ashamed of myself and my penis.  Why, why, why, why?

I’m recovering, but it’s slow.  It will take years, and I might never make a full recovery.  Why, why, why?

It still hurts when I masturbate, though not as much.  Too much scarring and disfigurement.

I wish that Pinkdevils was still around.  Man, that site was the best!  Germans are so much better than others at so many things.  I wish Hitler would have won World War II.  The world would have praised him as the greatest hero that had ever lived.  Fuck FDR, and every American statesman who came after him.  Fuck the niggers and kikes that have ruined my civilization!  Fuck you all!

Real sex sucks, I bet, at least in comparison to what I do.  Who want to fuck some old, ugly chick, and catch diseases while doing so?  And have to risk pregnancy, psycho bitch revenge, weird smells, and other stupidities?  Fuck all of that.  Magical sex owns all.  Sex with any person on Earth, at any time, with no drawbacks at all- ever.  It rules.  This is one thing in my life that I enjoy.

Old ones, not new ones.  I hate 3D graphics.  Plus, I like to reminisce.  I’ve downloaded (stolen) lots of roms from old consoles.  Fuck people who don’t like that.

My sis, her husband, and her son in law are coming over for Thanksgiving tomorrow.  It’s going to be great.  I like all of them.

I love Thanksgiving for the family aspect of things.  The food, not so much, except for the pie.  I’m a notoriously picky eater.  The food is good; don’t get me wrong.  But turkey isn’t my favorite.  The kind we have gets dry too quickly, IMHO.

I can’t believe how stupid you people are in so many ways.  Don’t you know how much of what you think is fake is actually real?

Thank god.  I need a reprieve from vampirism.  I think I’ll go hang out in the guest bedroom (formerly my sister’s bedroom), and chill for awhile before sex.  I swear, if Taylor doesn’t marry me before the next leg of her tour starts, I will leave her.  Then she’ll be sorry!

I need an outlet.  Anything and everything goes here.  I’m going to fuck Taylor Swift tonight.  Lalalala!  Fuck niggers!