Real sex sucks, I bet, at least in comparison to what I do. Who want to fuck some old, ugly chick, and catch diseases while doing so? And have to risk pregnancy, psycho bitch revenge, weird smells, and other stupidities? Fuck all of that. Magical sex owns all. Sex with any person on Earth, at any time, with no drawbacks at all- ever. It rules. This is one thing in my life that I enjoy.