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Ok, so just NOW do I realize that the Dorsey sisters are almost undoubtably descended somehow from Tommy Dorsey.

Literally.

Fucking Troutbuckets!

Just… now, after fifteen fucking years, do I realize this!

Jesus Christ, I must be the thickest man on Earth, I swear to God.

I mean, the family resemblance is so… blatantly obvious.

Ah, the things you miss.

And, I suppose, this would mean they are also related to Jimmy as well. Kerris and Justine, Tommy and Jimmy. Hmmn. Wow, well, what do you know!

That… is well and truly amazing.

What other hidden treasures lie in my twitter archives?

Next thing you know, you will tell me that Kerris and Justine are related somehow to Jack Dorsey, former Twitter CEO. But… THAT… would be a step too far, I’m sure.

So… nah.

That one, I don’t believe.

I think.

But I’ll be looking into it, to make sure.

Alright, I need to sort through a bit more, here.

First, some small and kinda irrelevant things.

Back to the MKULTRA bit- well, at least now Cady’s appearance (which was never bad, BTW) makes sense. It’s a mixture of Wendy and Peter Pan. And her YT makes sense, too. I never could figure out what she was doing with her “Cooking with Cady” series. Now it makes sense. Cooking = pans. It’s an MKULTRA callback thingy. “Never Land” scripting. Peter “Pans”.

Jeez. This kinda hurts to write this. Honestly, it does.

And, TBH, the fam has always seemed vaguely, kinda… sus. The brother, Cody. Cody, Cady. MKULTRA twinning symbolism. The baby Charly. Good Luck Charley symbolism. The freemasonic symbolism on her album/single covers. Not things that others would have ever noticed, but… Mmmnnn. Well.

IDK.

I hate to think this, but… maybe I got taken for a ride. I mean… maybe I do, in fact, think this, again. LOL.

Well.

I’ve been following social media and the Hollywood scene now on twitter since it’s inception, back when twitter was desktop only. I mean, I was one of Emma Watson’s original Twitter followers, back on her and my original accounts, before the iPhone app. A loooong time ago.

So I’ve seen a lot, done a lot.

And I’ve saved a lot from those early years. Well, not a lot, but a few things enough of it, stuff from very early celeb twitters, and it’s like… I can see it. At least, I can appreciate it, with time. The artifice, and how some people (young girls, especially, and others, like computer geeks, pedos, free speech types, and unique persons of interest like myself) were onboarded to get the twitter project moving.

It’s like… with hindsight, it’s so obvious. And what was also so obvious was the emergence of a so-called “alt-right” on twitter that in practice and presence is just a dumb, shallow, obnoxious version of older conservativism. It was all planned.

What really clinched this opinion for me was the discovery that the word “Tweet” was apparently insider jargon that has been in use by celebrities for generations, dating back to the golden era of Hollywood if not before.

Seriously. I could not / did not want to believe this when I first discovered this but… there it was. For the record, the celeb that mentioned the word “Tweet” was Bob Hope, and the way he used tweeting gave me the world’s biggest double take and sense of Déjà vu rolled into one.

If you’re interested in being horribly, horribly depressed, read on:

Alright, you see that bit in the lower right corner there? Tweet Tweet Tweet?

And, anonymous reader, check out the two paragraphs above.

“We hadn’t been at our hotel more than a couple of hours when our telephone started ringing. It was like being in Hollywood. I hadn’t left home. And it’s not only in England. Every place I went I met people from show business either entertaining or fighting.

I understand that from a journalistic standpoint one of the grimmest features of this war is the possibility that H. V. Kaltenborn will be scooped by Louella Parsons.”

TWEET TWEET TWEET.

… Wut?

Ok, Jeesus H. fucking Christ on a stick.

This book was published in 1944. For those of us who are fans of predictive programming, is Bob Hope there predicting the rise of Goddamn TWITTER? In 1944? People, for much of the United States 1944 was before the age of the fucking LANDLINE.

The thing is, is that there is no end to this stuff, obviously. I could go on and on and on, for ever and ever, and not catch a glimpse of the full truth here. It’s kinda depressing honestly. At first I was like… hey Cady Groves, how easy, right? But nahhh, lol. Holy fuckballs, nope, lel. I just got caught (heh) in a net, even with her.

Honestly, tho. Even with the C and D listers. You know, right? Like the Audreys and Kiras. You know the type. It’s like… yeah there’s no way, is there? It’s because they’re all connected. There’s no real separation between them, like there is with us “normal” people. And… even with them, I keep learning new stuff. It’s pretty cool actually. It’s like, they study me, and I study them in turn. Kinda neat.

Uh, where was I going with this?

IDK, but I’m kinda hungry TBH, so…

Yeah.

Oh yeah wait!

The thing is… if this stuff is being planned out a hundred years in advance, we’re alllllll kinda… I don’t know.

*Grumble*

I guess I should just kinda… explain myself, here.

This basically has to do with my finally understanding why Cady was so significant and such in my past (yes, seriously, it’s taken me this long). Basically, it’s had to do with my tinkering around under the hood, so to speak, in the Disney+ archives and finding a show there called Jake and the Never Land Pirates.

The titular Jake there is of course a stand in for myself, but more interestingly, I was able to determine that Cady Groves had a secret behind-the-scenes part to play in it’s production. Suddenly, her professional friendship with Debby Ryan makes more sense to me, as does her relationships with Disney girls of that era, as well as Debby’s reason for wanting to introduce Cady to me.

As does Cady’s career and motifs, like all of her pirate symbolisms. Life of a Pirate, anyone? From her debut album to her posthumous releases like Kitchen Island, pirate symbolisms everywhere.

It’s like… finally, I get it, now. I thought it was just… IDK, a cool “thing”. I mean, who doesn’t like pirates? But now, yeah, I get it. Jake and the Never Land Pirates. Jake and Cady Groves.

Funnily enough, in light of this new info I scrolled through Cady’s insta archive for the umpteenth time, hunting for hints. Found a bunch of course, but I found something else, too, an ad for an old youtube comedy skit she did where she played a valley girl channeling a drunken sailor. It’s been deleted from YT but I saved a copy, somewhere. I’ll need to find it someday.

On her twitter she boasted at the time of it being her “acting debut”. Well… I wonder. Jake and the Never Land Pirates debuted in what, 2011? Life of a Pirate and its associated music videos came out in… 2010?

And, as I’ve said before on this blog, who TF knows what else Cady is doing / has done in the past.

And OFC, this veers us once again into the omnipresent you-know-what-territory, about the less said, the better, most likely, in spite of what I *think* is the likely reality.

Really, though. Is it not impossible to believe that Cady Groves is a victim, as I am, of MKULTRA or Project Bluebird type mind control programming, but that unlike me, her scripts somehow revolve around pirates?

I mean… just think of how easy it would be to program a kid with pirate programming. Just take the infamous Tinker Bell programming script and flip it on it’s head, and… Voilà!

Yikes!

Rather scary when I think about it, actually.

You know… so I won’t, then. Not now.

It’s late.

Maybe some other day, then.

Or maybe never.

On an unrelated note, is anyone else amazed at my ability to hold a grudge, or is that just me?

Ohhhhhhh. yeahhhhhhh. basic.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

basic.

Soooooooooooooooooooooo……

Geez.

Ok, soooooo… maybe I AM dumb, then. IDK. I mean… how many years, and NOW I figure this stuff out, finally (I think? I hope?)?

Ok, I get it. I get it. Yup. Yuuuuuup. Yup. Yup yup.

Oh, but I DO understand, tho. Did you REALLY think I wouldn’t get it?

I mean, probably, but… see, I’m smarter than you suppose, really. Mmmmm hmmmn.

So THERE, Cady.

I mean, it’s not like she did anything WRONG, but… the Eyes. Are. Watching.

Yup.

To continue with my previous thoughts, a few more random things.

First, back to the you-know whos.

Yes I know I tend to get a little obsessive, but I need to close this out, for now.

Obviously, it isn’t a coincidence that Zoey Deutsch guest-starred in such a spectacular fashion in an episode of Vanessa’s Switched at Birth. I remember the controversy well, since it seemed so… well timed, and orchestrated, to… maximize it’s appeal to a certain demographic.

It’s an example, I guess, of the overarching theme here.

I’m basically a, um, *ahem* lab rat, right? Or at least, that’s what I was supposed to be?

Isn’t that the point all of this stuff?

The Disney+ platform, I mean. All of the stuff on it, or at least, most of it. It’s a giant fucking maze, put in front of me, with the promise of cheese at the end of it.

Yes, a Lab Rat. You know, like the show (and my longtime girlfriend, Kelli Berglund) repeatedly tells me I am. I noticed that reference in Liv and Maddie, too.

Yeah, the lab rats aren’t the kids, it’s the audience. Seriously. And me in particular. Literally, the whole show is fucking designed from the ground up to get me to watch it so that people can fucking study me, I swear to fucking God.

Seriously!

But, onto other stuff, and back to the Maranos. I finally figured out who Elsa is supposed to be. Elsa is, of course, the Snow Queen.

I mean, duh.

But, then, who is the Snow Queen?

Laura Marano, of course!

Laura literally played the part of an actor playing Hans Christian Andersen’s Snow Queen in her Christmas movie, A Cinderella Story: A Christmas Wish. In other words, she was pretending to be Elsa in a live action movie and nobody fucking noticed.

Perhaps nobody finds this interesting, but I do. A Disney Princess playing “Elsa” in a different movie, from a different studio? I find this very interesting, myself.

And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Snow Queen of Atlantis, Bridgit Mendler.

And you know who else is “Elsa”? The Song Queen of Tundrabania, Dove Cameron.

And… does nobody know what “Let it Go” actually means? Like, means means? I don’t think people do! I do, though, but I’m not telling, since… I won’t.

I can’t.

I just… can’t do it, which might be what I was looking for, I don’t know. That personal connection, maybe? I don’t know.

But some secrets not even I can reveal, since too… sensitive. Too important.

I guess the problem is that I found the “cheese” that Liv and Maddie keeps taunting the audience with. Well… keep taunting my audience with, lol. My demo, you know the one. Middle aged white guy, whatever.

But the thing is, “Elsa” is all of the Disney girls of a particular generation, rolled into one singular entity. It’s an aggregate of Kelli, Dove, Demi, Miley, Bridgit, Debby, Laura, Vanessa, Anna, Olivia, Selena, Audrey, Kerris, Kira and everyone elsa (sic) combined into one.

Needless to say, I have learned a huge, huge amount of things from these girls. They’ve taught me so much about so many things and I’ll always be grateful to them for teaching me what they have. They’ve made me a new man in many ways.

Well… having learned so much, tho, I have also learned the importance of silence on certain things, at least for the time being. Some secrets are best left secrets, perhaps at least for now.

Having cracked the code, and having an understanding of everything is indeed pretty awesome yes, but unfortunately I’m still as of yet kinda… stuck, lol, IRL. I guess I’ll need to work on that.

It’s been an adventure, tho, that’s for sure.

*Ahem*. Well, I need to start blogging again, and this seems like as good as any place to start, soooooo…

Well………..

Wow.

*Ahem*.

Well, I re-watched this moofie two days ago, and Goddamn.

GODDAMN.

Well, re-reading my first post on this flick, I said that this moofie would require multiple viewings and I was for sure correct. I also noted correctly the references to Zoey Duetch. What I did not notice were the references to Zooey Deschanel, but that’s kinda another story, I guess.

I was right in watching this flick before the release of Laura’s debut album, since the two are fundamentally and bafflingly, if not shockingly, connected. Also interesting are the many many references to the series Star Vs. the Forces of Evil that are liberally layered throughout the flick.

Seriously, tho. Is there anything on Disney+ that doesn’t have references to the Maranos in it?

And am I correct in thinking that “Zoë” here in Saving Zoë is a reference to the actress Zooey in Franny and Zooey from J.D. Salinger? I May be an Actress, but I Can’t Fake How I Feel? No kidding, Laura. You don’t say!

I think I get it, now. I mean… I think so. It’s like… it’s still hazy, but the pieces are coming together.

It’s like… I didn’t get it, at first. Laura’s album, I mean. I listened to it, and I liked it, but something escaped me. I didn’t understand it on some level until I realized what it was that I May be an Actress, but I Can’t Fake How I Feel actually is. I think… it’s an instruction manual.

And if it is, this would prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I was right 100% about the Marano family and their place in the Hollywood machine.

The Maranos are, um, Marranos, lol. A kind of hidden nobility. They are people who pretend to be basic and powerless (queue up Laura’s song) but they’re anything but. They’re a “power behind the throne” type of family.

This concept brings to mind to me the legends of kids and destinies being, *ahem*, Switched at Birth.

Verrrrry interesting stuff, for sure.